What will Pat's final xeet be?

[NoBacon]

A call for his supporters to boycott his jailing and to contact the court / senator to advocate for him.

Nobody will. It will also be littered with spelling mistakes and poor syntax.

 

[Roslyn Vampire]

Picture of him being dropped off at the county jail by Nikki with the caption: "Yep, that's me about to go to County Jail for refusing to pay the terrorists terrorizing my family. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation …", followed by a lot of words no one will read with very low engagement.


and oink again!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Probably asking for people to put money on his books so he can pay off people with honeybuns and soups to not to kick his ass.

 

[BoomerSperg]

Welp the atlakers have finally won 1/69

 

[HeyItsVos]

Your mom’s box

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Welp, your mom's box

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

[squeals uncontrollably]

 

[Nick Gerlips]

If he tweeted "your mom's box" as his last tweet I would forgive him. Maybe.

 

[DominusOdium]

A link to a Gofundme to get him out of jail

 

[Phish]

Is nikki facing the same penalties? Theyre married. Theyre sitting in this shit pile together. Shouldnt that mean they both have consequences coming their way? Or am I wrong?

 

[RickReternal]

Is nikki facing the same penalties? Theyre married. Theyre sitting in this shit pile together. Shouldnt that mean they both have consequences coming their way? Or am I wrong?

Quasi has discretion via directing his lawyers on who and how to press for payment. He has been exceedingly kind to date regarding Mx. Robinson imho.

 

[guest]

"Welp" followed by a 76 xeet admission that his life is over followed by him arguing with people in the comments that his life isn't ruined.

Welp. Looks like I'll be heading off to prison for not paying my abusers 1/74

There is no debt, stlaker. Enjoy prison. L

 

[BigBeanFatty]

Quasi has discretion via directing his lawyers on who and how to press for payment. He has been exceedingly kind to date regarding Mx. Robinson imho.

Quasi is in love with Niki Robinson. The smell won't be an issue.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

He asked for that continuance because he needs more time to finish crafting all 60 parts of it.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

backdoor open, lizard has been fed

 

[CompoundBasement]

"My little brother was NOT a varsity athlete."

 

[LoomisBuckby]

It will include a Gofundme link.

This whole saga has come down to this. The media tour, the tweeting, the appearances at the sci-fi con... he thinks he can crowdfund his debt out of sympathy and maybe, just maybe, walk away with a profit.

 

[ChimpanZ]

Imagine if he tweeted “your moms box” then committed a mass shooting. Biggest instance of virus spreading since mayor menino

 

[RickReternal]

This whole saga has come down to this. The media tour, the tweeting, the appearances at the sci-fi con... he thinks he can crowdfund his debt out of sympathy and maybe, just maybe, walk away with a profit.

That would be annoying especially if he were successful but it really seems like there’s no justification or rationalization that his stupid stubbornness will accept to allow him to pay Quasi, not even using other people’s money. So he’ll take SFWA’s money to sue but hasn’t crowdfunded to pay because he will not pay.

It’s just delay and magical thinking until, presumably, his car and bike are sold under him? He spends time in jail? Niki spends time in jail?

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

That would be annoying especially if he were successful but it really seems like there’s no justification or rationalization that his stupid stubbornness will accept to allow him to pay Quasi, not even using other people’s money. So he’ll take SFWA’s money to sue but hasn’t crowdfunded to pay because he will not pay.

It’s just delay and magical thinking until, presumably, his car and bike are sold under him? He spends time in jail? Niki spends time in jail?

I am really hoping we get a repo arc. I just want that mother fucker to suffer. He should only get cancer - I hope he gets cancer!