WHAT WILL PATRICK DO NEXT?

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Whatever the fuck I want, child.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

You are forgetting Patrick's Duolingo expertise, child. He will hop in Susan and make a run for the border. However it will end like Thelma and Louise.

I was thinking about this earlier and I'd be willing to bet that after all these years he can't even properly order food beyond reading and pointing at a menu. Fucking guy goes to mexico and costa rica and exclusively eats at places for american tourists where everything is in english. Even if I'm wrong, imagine how he would sound with that effeminate voice and pretentious overenunciation in spanish. Hilarious, but not good.

 

[BigBeanFatty]

I was thinking about this earlier and I'd be willing to bet that after all these years he can't even properly order food beyond reading and pointing at a menu. Fucking guy goes to mexico and costa rica and exclusively eats at places for american tourists where everything is in english. Even if I'm wrong, imagine how he would sound with that effeminate voice and pretentious overenunciation in spanish. Hilarious, but not good.

Didn't he order like a lasagna or something?

 

[Rudderman]

Put me down for a four-hour armed standoff with police that climaxes with local news footage of a blubbering, handcuffed pig outside the half hovel.

 

[Chive Turkey]

I was thinking about this earlier and I'd be willing to bet that after all these years he can't even properly order food beyond reading and pointing at a menu. Fucking guy goes to mexico and costa rica and exclusively eats at places for american tourists where everything is in english. Even if I'm wrong, imagine how he would sound with that effeminate voice and pretentious overenunciation in spanish. Hilarious, but not good.

He's definitely the type to try and fail to affect a Spaniard's lisp because he thinks it must be like the Queen's English, and all the beaners just assume he's a literal retard.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

whatever it is, it will be fat and stupid.

 

[EraGodless]

I can only hope he represents himself. Not having a lawyer there to tell him to shut up would be fantastic for the audio archives of pat making an ass of himself.

The 1:05 mark-

 

[EraGodless]

I think we're getting dangerously close to Patrick's final Jihad. As soon as there is a court date scheduled, he's going to do something insane. Remember the grand finale of swattings started just after he was served for the debtor's exam.

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