WHAT WILL PATRICK DO NEXT?

[Sue Lightning]

Nigger

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Hoping for showing up and enjoying prison. A Spurg out out would bring us more content and Pat more charges

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Hoping for showing up and enjoying prison. A Spurg out out would bring us more content and Pat more charges

Shows up, represents himself is what I chose. The spergout is almost guaranteed in that scenario.

 

[Meownaw]

To quote @Steve Ramone

When trying to predict Pat's behaviour, choose the dumbest option and you'll still be wrong because he did something so stupid no rational person could even comprehend it.

So I choose Other

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I can only hope he represents himself. Not having a lawyer there to tell him to shut up would be fantastic for the audio archives of pat making an ass of himself.

 

[Treat Yourself]

He won't show and nothing will happen other than the lawyers and the judge looking in his general direction and shaking their fists like a cartoon. "That Patrick S Tomlinson outsmarted us again and is totally not fat, child!" Yep. Totally.

 

[SFWA liaison]

he probably WANTS to go to jail, just imagine the attention he'd get from cat ladies for that Welping

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I chose "Shows, lawyer" because I think he might have it in him to beg Lynne for a couple grand's worth of her own lawyer's (or a lackwit assistant's) time.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

You are forgetting Patrick's Duolingo expertise, child. He will hop in Susan and make a run for the border. However it will end like Thelma and Louise.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Hildy should submit an amicus brief in favor of Pat

 

[guest]

: your honor, ladies and gentlemen, please see exhibit A, tweets from a stlaker parading as my toilet.

: just pay your fucking bill this isn’t a trial.

 

[Random username]

Nigger

Was thinking just that.

 

[DMbA]

I chose "Shows, lawyer" because I think he might have it in him to beg Lynne for a couple grand's worth of her own lawyer's (or a lackwit assistant's) time.

it was pretty funny that he actually went through with the payment plan with the lawyer then start dodging him, thus adding more debt to his name

 

[Brooke Shields]

 

[guest]

I think we're getting dangerously close to Patrick's final Jihad. As soon as there is a court date scheduled, he's going to do something insane. Remember the grand finale of swattings started just after he was served for the debtor's exam.

 

[guest]

I think we're getting dangerously close to Patrick's final Jihad. As soon as there is a court date scheduled, he's going to do something insane. Remember the grand finale of swattings started just after he was served for the debtor's exam.

Travel to Dano’s house?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Travel to Dano’s house?

cyberstalker account

BLAM BLAM BLAM

report.....and block

 

[Udders]

Hopefully not his mother. That's already been done by a lolcow and Pat grazes his own path.

 

[wbgreen]

I think we're getting dangerously close to Patrick's final Jihad. As soon as there is a court date scheduled, he's going to do something insane. Remember the grand finale of swattings started just after he was served for the debtor's exam.

Reality and Pat's delusions of victory are father apart than ever. His media blitz did nothing. He's never had to face the consequences of his actions ever in his life, and the consequences here are huge. It all leads up to Pat's FINAL PUNCH!

 

[Antwan Kumiya]

He is working through his political back channels to get joe Biden to pardon him, stlaker. Nice try wit da hate tho