What was the best piggy threat?

[The Talking Dead]

Oink.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Hard to say, they’re all pretty impotent

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

How many years have passed since we were told to brace for impact?

 

[The Talking Dead]

How many years have passed since we were told to brace for impact?

I'm trying to think when he started with the prison threats. I think it was only after we got kicked off Reddit. I remember getting us off there was his main mission for the longest time and he legitimately thought that'd be the end of it. Stupid hog.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I like the ones where he fantasizes an entire scenario of quickly taking someone down and immobilizing then so he can hand them over to the police and eventually sentenced to a life sentence in prison. You can tell he has had this drunken scenario play out in his fat head dozens of times.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I like the ones where he fantasizes an entire scenario of quickly taking someone down and immobilizing then so he can hand them over to the police and eventually sentenced to a life sentence in prison. You can tell he has had this drunken scenario play out in his fat head dozens of times.

He really believes what he has seen in tv/movies is how the world works because he’s had very few actual life experiences. He’s spent his whole life inside on the couch and rarely even interacts with other people. He thinks if he sees a “cyberstalker” in public he will be within his rights to assault them with some Steven segal style hand to hand combat followed by him immobilizung them (sit on them? Tie them up? Some kind of choke hold?) until the police show up and wait for Pat to give them the “take ‘em away, boys!” And the police - who he is currently suing - will say “right away, Mr Tomlinson - this guy is going away for a LONG time!” And all of hooligans will applaud as Pat walks off into the sunset as Foo Fighters “My Hero” plays.

Seriously. Fat idiot.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He really believes what he has seen in tv/movies is how the world works because he’s had very few actual life experiences. He’s spent his whole life inside on the couch and rarely even interacts with other people. He thinks if he sees a “cyberstalker” in public he will be within his rights to assault them with some Steven segal style hand to hand combat followed by him immobilizung them (sit on them? Tie them up? Some kind of choke hold?) until the police show up and wait for Pat to give them the “take ‘em away, boys!” And the police - who he is currently suing - will say “right away, Mr Tomlinson - this guy is going away for a LONG time!” And all of hooligans will applaud as Pat walks off into the sunset as Foo Fighters “My Hero” plays.

Seriously. Fat idiot.

Clearly pat watched the Bas Ruten video so he thinks he will "take out the trash" and everyone will cheer and buy him a beer.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

Back when Boomia was threatening to go to Westfield Patrick threatened him with a blowjob from Tommy.

The psychological trauma from that which would've occurred makes me regard that as a felony suicide demand from ol' piggy.

 

[Honoria]

You will never see my penis, stlaker

 

[Coonskin]

"If I ever do any see of them it will end very quickly and very poorly for them"

 

[kingship75]

"If I ever do any see of them it will end very quickly and very poorly for them"

And they KNOW IT.

 

[NIGGER_ANNIHILATOR_1488]

How many years have passed since we were told to brace for impact?

First that I'm aware of is father's day 2020 when people including myself were sending him pictures of his dad sucking nigger cock

"If I ever do any see of them it will end very quickly and very poorly for them"

"I want that man arrested!"

 

[firstimelongtime]

How many years have passed since we were told to brace for impact?

And does he still hear drums? I’ll take my answer off the air.

 

[The Talking Dead]

No love for "your life is already over" I see. Do better, Rick.

 

[Cuphead]

"Final punch is coming. Brace for impact" because he was so confident it would be the end of this place. Instead, it launched him into debt.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Not a direct threat but I loved his 'Canyon Facts' era.

Fat retard.

 

[Udders]

Brace for impact was seemingly before he ever even conned the SFWA into funding the lolsuit, wtf was cooking in that bloated melon of his?

 

[Jenna]

I do love how "enjoy prison" is still going strong in spite of him openly suing the city of Milwaukee. Oh, those cops that I'm demanding millions from because they illegally trespassed on my porch? Their top priority right now is tracking down everyone who makes fun of me online.

He really thinks he has the power and authority to slap around the police a bit, just to remind them who they work for. Better do what I say and pin these swats on Dan & Boomia, or else I might have to sue for $2 million *ahem*.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Brace for impact was seemingly before he ever even conned the SFWA into funding the lolsuit, wtf was cooking in that bloated melon of his?

"Brace for impact "and "These are the chains you forged" were some really old threats. Its good to see some of the classics again.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

"Anyway, I'm going to enjoy what happens to you nexxxxxxxxxxxxt"

And then the Internet spent another 2 years laughing at him.