What was Raven eating to cause this?

[Rudderman]

Spartans would have thrown him into a ravine

They would have extinguished his entire family tree a millennium before it could produce a Pat. His level of dysfunction can't be the mere product of a single set of mutations in one individual.

 

[Stent]

Mama Raven tried being a responsible alcoholic. Her son still turned out retarded.

 

[quasi101]

maybe mama raven was getting too aroused and told pat this lie? I'm just asking questions.

 

[Sputnik]

She couldn't stop snorting blow and taking dick in her shitter long enough to breast feed you dummy. And the righteous bucks your dad was making servicing rodeo clowns was more than enough to afford formula. Which judging by Pats mental faculties was just Kool aid and nigger cum.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Baby formula has been linked to obesity, Patrick.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

The only ones he likes are his own. And he calls them "pecs."

He didn't even get that right. He called them "pecks".

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

They should have smashed his fat waterhead on rocks and left the body for the coyotes when they found out he was too weak to take to the tit. Old ways were better.

You know Pat will sit there and argue with that rock all day, you know it's kind of his brand.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

How much of a pathetic faggot do you have to be you cant drink your own mothers milk. Pat kill yourself already brah you are god's mistake. Take a minute and look at yourself what you are what you were and what you became. An annoying dreaded fat faggot that eveybody wants to see dead even your lesbian wife.

Do the right thing Pat, take Lynne as well as Nik with you.

Pat in death you can and will be everything you larp about plus more.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

or she just didn't want to breastfeed him.

Look at his stupid retarded fish mouth would you want that on your boob?

Guarantee Pat was an annoying ugly baby just like he is an annoying 43 year old baby now. Just look at him Imagine that as a baby you just know Mama Raven hates him

 

[bantadant]

By the way, I actually visited a maternity ward, someplace Rick has never had a reason to go, so that makes me an expert in this area.

On your honeymoon?

 

[King of OnAForums]

Look at his stupid retarded fish mouth would you want that on your boob?

Guarantee Pat was an annoying ugly baby just like he is an annoying 43 year old baby now. Just look at him Imagine that as a baby you just know Mama Raven hates him

Did you save these images from like 2+ years ago? Haha.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Turns out he has just been a shitty person since birth.

 

[stealthygeek]

Baby formula has been linked to obesity, Patrick.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

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[King of OnAForums]

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Babies who are fed jewish formula end up fatter, more retarded, and gayer than babies who suck tit. Raven probably fed him some low-rent Mountain Dew formula and rice pudding and he ended up obese having to take BP meds in his 20s.

Nice job ya rube cunt.

 

[Jenna]

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This almost never happens in nature.

Imagine being a child psychologist and not breastfeeding your baby.

Maybe Pat's allergic to nigger cum though because Raven ate a bunch of that in the 70s.

I do love that he's being a cunt and telling Bette fucking Midler to mind her own fucking business.

Any other famously charitable female icons you want to pick a fight with, Rick? Maybe you can call Dolly Parton a cunt for the whole "free books for children" thing.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

His breastmilk allergy story seems like one of the stories you tell your kid in a half-joking manner but since they're kids and trust you (in Pat's case, he's also incredibly stupid), they take it as a fact. Eventually, when you grow up, you realize that you were just being screwed with and the story was made up for fun.

Or if you're Pat, you not only continue believing it, you throw your patented Tomlinson spin on it and say that your allergy was deadly even though that never happens in nature.

 

[King of OnAForums]

His breastmilk allergy story seems like one of the stories you tell your kid in a half-joking manner but since they're kids and trust you (in Pat's case, he's also incredibly stupid), they take it as a fact. Eventually, when you grow up, you realize that you were just being screwed with and the story was made up for fun.

Or if you're Pat, you not only continue believing it, you throw your patented Tomlinson spin on it and say that your allergy was deadly even though that never happens in nature.

Imagine the mental issues Pat has thinking that his own mother's milk would've "killed him." Yes Pat, at any other time in history Raven would've murdered you with her tits.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Imagine the mental issues Pat has thinking that his own mother's milk would've "killed him." Yes Pat, at any other time in history Raven would've murdered you with her tits.

 

[PorqueDealer]

Nikkis disgusting stubby thumbnail.