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This almost never happens in nature.
Imagine being a child psychologist and not breastfeeding your baby.
Maybe Pat's allergic to nigger cum though because Raven ate a bunch of that in the 70s.
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That’s the only other possible explanation, she just lied and said he was allergic so she didn’t have to do it anymore.She just didn't want his dummy spit on her stupid tits
He'd be dead a thousand times over by nowMaybe Pat's allergic to nigger cum
Spartans would have thrown him into a ravineThey should have smashed his fat waterhead on rocks and left the body for the coyotes when they found out he was too weak to take to the tit. Old ways were better.
Yup I’m pretty sure it’s impossible to be allergic to breast milk..Another in the long line of fat lies. You can’t be allergic to breast milk. VERY rarely the mom can be eating something that causes a reaction but then she just needs to stop eating that.
Pat just never liked sucking on tits. His mother's, or any other woman's.
The only ones he likes are his own. And he calls them "pecs."I’ve seen zero evidence that Pat even likes breasts. If anything, he’s repulsed by them.
My older brother had something like this. Did the formula smell bad? That was a detail I remember from the stories. That and the expense. Sounds like the same thing.My son was born with a milk allergy, it wasn't specific to breast milk because even regular formula gave him terrible acid reflux. I had to buy this stuff that was 50 bucks a can 20 years ago, I can't imagine how much it costs now. Btw yes, that's the allergy, it didn't kill him, it just made him cry all day everyday, it was sad for him and nerve-wracking for us, but never ever deadly. So he's loying
He denies his and neglects NikkisI’ve seen zero evidence that Pat even likes breasts. If anything, he’s repulsed by them.
I don't remember, but it came recommended by a pediatric gastroenterologist, she gave me a bunch of free samples and would call me when more would arrive. She was awesome, terrible bed side manner but was the only doctor who properly diagnosed my kid and gave him some relief. I remember she was a Cuban immigrant with a thick accent. I eventually asked my local pharmacy to carry it and would buy it from there.My older brother had something like this. Did the formula smell bad? That was a detail I remember from the stories. That and the expense. Sounds like the same thing.
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