What was Patrick like in his formative years

[Ladynyahh]

I wonder what it was like to be in school with him. Was he the class clown, the loner, a good student, picked on, etc? You think one his classmates would go on da show? That'd be a big get, brotherman

 

[DominusOdium]

Gay. And fat.

Mostly fat.

 

[guest]

I wonder what it was like to be in school with him. Was he the class clown, the loner, a good student, picked on, etc? You think one his classmates would go on da show? That'd be a big get, brotherman

Loser who got that ass BEAT.

 

[guest]

A weird faggot who nobody cared about and no one remembered

 

[MichaelRichardsBot]

HE’S A NIGGER! HE’S A NIGGER! A NIGGER, LOOK THERE’S A NIGGER!

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Seems like a drama dork who was very 'random' and annoying but largely not remembered or cared for.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I think the fact he didnt even have a senior portrait in the yearbook says a lot about him. He was just invisible. I dont think he was nearly as bad pre-social media though and his mental illness was probably yet to be unearthed.
Probably had his books knocked out of his hands by Preston a few times, but he knew his place and wasnt the epic lolcow that we know today.

 

[HunterSTomlinson]

I dunno but if someone can find out when his 25 year reunion is I’d love to attend and ask around.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

I'm guessing that he was a total faggot.

 

[Jenna]

He was that kid on the playground that would change the rules whenever he was losing. You tag him and he starts crying and whining for 5 minutes about how the tree is safety until everyone goes "fine Patrick, the tree is safety" so they can continue playing.

 

[guest]

Class clown but not the funny type. Papa Raven used to put a red nose and large shoes on him and send him off. Family business.

 

[guest]

I'd pay anything to go back and see what caused the school bullies to break his arm.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Voted most likely to become a lolcow
Pat Tomlinson

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Probably had his books knocked out of his hands by Preston a few times, but he knew his place and wasnt the epic lolcow that we know today.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

I'd pay anything to go back and see what caused the school bullies to break his arm.

I bet that arm thing was either an outright lie or a Tomlinson Technicality. Who's got his unfunny yearbook blurbs where he mentioned one or two friends and a teacher?

 

[guest]

I went to high school with a couple of kids like how he is now, they would run their mouth and get fucked up over it. Then later after they licked their wounds and came back from the 3-day suspension, they acted arrogant and ran their mouth like nothing happened.

And that seems to be the case in his adult life 25 years later, because he runs his mouth and acts like an arrogant fuck. Then he gets chin checked verbally, over the phone and in a courtroom. Does he learn from it? Does he shut the fuck up? NOPE. He just acts arrogant and runs his mouth like nothing happened, setting himself up for another well deserved ass slapping.

There's an Irish saying that totally applies to him: Is minic a gheibhean beal oscailt diog dunta. It means "your open mouth will often catch a closed fist"

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

He's mentioned getting his arm broken in high school. I would bet that happened his senior year. One of his classmates had enough of the shit he'd been putting out from K-11 and finally beat the shit out of him. That's why he's not in the yearbook, he was allowed to finish his senior year at home.
Everyone of us knew a Fatrick in high school and few of us can remember his name.

 

[SensibleKeks]

Fatrick was always an insufferable faggot. I don't have it saved, but during the reddit days someone found his idiotic writeup from a HS yearbook. It was some babble about his hypothetical will and bequeathing all his South Park DVDs to a friend. I don't remember the rest. Point being, he's a fat faggot.


polygon con

 

[guest]

He was a tattletale who never got invited to do anything fun because he told his mommy who worked at the school any time he saw people breaking the rules.

 

[guest]

Nobody hung out with him. He was often seen in the black neighborhoods after school though chasing kids around.