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What the hell was this?

Honoria

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I found a copy of it on Reddit a while back and skimmed through, it's incredibly boring but there's constant references to a pig which is funny - I was going to actually read it but I cannot stress how boring it is. If you have Kindle Unlimited I think you can get it for free.

I love how Pat killed the series dead.
 

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Some kind of lesbian erotica for dorks? It looks like he tried to make sexy Gauntlet Legends fan fiction. Seems very out of place next to his Space Chili's trilogy. And why did he only write the third one? It's like one of those bad direct to video sequels from the 90's. So weird and dumb.

Also, some funny synchronicities in the Google search results:
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A guy named Patrick Tomlinson that works with traumatized kids (instead of giving them the SFWA treatment), a guy named Patrick R. Tomlinson that works for Mullen Law Firm, Rick featured on a series called "Eating Authors"
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The book being in the Children's section, child, and the protagonist being named "Kella Cun". Weird, wild stuff.
It’s like he was created for this place to make fun of lol
 
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