What the fuck is that ominous black cube Muslims worship in Mecca? Boq comment?

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Pedophiles too. Prophet Mohammud raped Aisha when she was just 6 months old. Jk, she was practically an adult. She was 9 years old so its all good.

Boq doesn't really care about Muhammad being a kid fucker for some reason but he hates it when I remind him that Jabril is a demon.

 

[Barzoni1010]

Pedophiles too. Prophet Mohammud raped Aisha when she was just 6 months old. Jk, she was practically an adult. She was 9 years old so its all good.

Unironically one of the dumbest Anti-Muslim arguments, considering Europeans were marrying 9 year olds up until 100 years ago

Hell, I'm pretty sure Balkan Slavs still do it in villages

 

[Barzoni1010]

It seems pretty sinister and evil tbchwy.

As far as my understanding goes, it's just a remnant of the first Mosque ever built and is also the resting place for the black stone which is a meteorite.

Basically, it's a holy site that has a holy relic. Pretty typical religious stuff

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

it's a holy site

Nope

 

[We Have Everything]

 

[Turk February]

It's the first public bathroom in all of the Peninsula. They marvel at their new found freedom to poop.

 

[Dusty Dan]

They are The Borg. It makes perfect sense if you think about it.

 

[Turk February]

They are The Borg. It makes perfect sense if you think about it.

The Borg were extremely technologically advanced. The Mohammedans only figured out you can have women drive you around so you can chill around 5 years ago.

 

[PogromStallone]

Unironically one of the dumbest Anti-Muslim arguments, considering Europeans were marrying 9 year olds up until 100 years ago

And how many of those Europeans are worshipped by billions daily, modeling their lives after them?

 

[TomFromNawlins]

I don't see many Christian apologists going after Muslims over the cube. There's better ways to make them look bad.

Do you have to do anything to make Muslims look bad, other than point and say “see?!”

 

[Cruisin’ Joe Cumia]

It holds all the secrets of the universe.

Also some primo, grade A granny porn you won’t find anywhere else

 

[chiquita banana]

Just because it's black doesn't mean you have to be afraid of it @NoBacon

 

[NoBacon]

Just because it's black doesn't mean you have to be afraid of it @NoBacon

lol that’s pretty good

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Just because it's black doesn't mean you have to be afraid of it @NoBacon

 

[BUBBLER]

It holds all the secrets of the universe.

Also some primo, grade A granny porn you won’t find anywhere else

They take turns going in and jacking off, it's why the Hajj takes so long. The only time of the year they're allowed to do so. Pumps up the economy, great bit.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Seriously though, what the fuck is it?

Is it like some ark of the covenant tabernacle thing to them?

It's a meteorite. The moon and other celestial objects were important to pre-Islamic Arabic paganism and Mecca was a pilgrimage site even before Muhammed came on the scene. It kinda makes sense: a lunar calendar is a way more useful way of keeping time in an arid desert than in higher latititudes, where seasons can be tracked by the movement of the sun.

There's a whole explanation in the Quran about how the rock fits into their theology, but you could easily imagine practical reasons for doing so: local Arabs (including Muhammed) would've still grown up around the Ka'aba and valued it. Unlike all the other pagan idols, it was something that could easily be adapted into the new monotheistic religion. That would've help bridge the gap between the old beliefs and the new, and it would've also helped maintain the status (symbolically and economically) of their hometown as an important site for pilgrims.

And how many of those Europeans are worshipped by billions daily, modeling their lives after them?

Speak for yourself. I still scour Saxony every year looking for tree-hugging savages to slay in honor of my nigga Charlie the G.

 

[The Sue Deal]

Is that why they pray at set times so they can use the sun to orientate their mats?

No. Most places where worship is typical has signs pointing to where the Kaaba is. Also it’s the 21st century and they have phone apps that point them to where it is.

 

[The Sue Deal]

What does the sun have to do with it? The sun sets in the West no matter where you are. That has nothing to do with the Kaaba.

 

[Chive Turkey]

No. Most places where worship is typical has signs pointing to where the Kaaba is. Also it’s the 21st century and they have phone apps that point them to where it is.

I think back in ye olde days they would just broadly use cardinal directions. It's da thought that counts.

There's a story from a Muslim writer visiting the Kingdom of Jerusalem after the Crusaders took it over. He goes to pray somewhere and there's a buncha Templars hanging around. One of them starts saying: "Why are you praying towards the South, stupid? East is that-a-way" trying to help the guy, before one of his buddies pulls him off and apologizes for his friend's poor sense of geography.

 

[NoBacon]

What does the sun have to do with it? The sun sets in the West no matter where you are. That has nothing to do with the Kaaba.

If you know which direction the sun is rising and setting you will know which way to face, obviously