What the fuck is a flotilla?

[Pussymagnetpat]

The only store on the water is publix and their prices are outrageous so I tied up and took an Uber to Walmart like a poor.

Maybe if you were two shades of brown lighter and lost 20lbs, you could find a captain that had all his limbs and instacarts whole foods….
Consider the sammy sosa-ozempic protocol so you dont get harpooned out there after your single engine skiff capsizes in the jetties, precious

 

[captain_kamala]

Maybe if you were two shades of brown lighter and lost 20lbs, you could find a captain that had all his limbs and instacarts whole foods….
Consider the sammy sosa-ozempic protocol so you dont get harpooned out there after your single engine skiff capsizes in the jetties, precious

I lost 5 lbs in the first month I quit drinking. Slow weight loss frustrates the fuck outta me though. I'm working on it.

The captain dives down and plucks lobsters with his one hand and brings somehow makes it to surface for me to nigger them up so it's all good.

 

[Turk February]

I lost 5 lbs in the first month I quit drinking. Slow weight loss frustrates the fuck outta me though. I'm working on it.

The captain dives down and plucks lobsters with his one hand and brings somehow makes it to surface for me to nigger them up so it's all good.

Have you tried cutting out breakfast? It's like pointless.

 

[captain_kamala]

Have you tried cutting out breakfast? It's like pointless.

Are you seriously giving me weight loss advice
Lol

 

[Turk February]

Are you seriously giving me weight loss advice
Lol

Im healthier and thinner than you. And I don't need make up. Because I'm pretty.

 

[MYTHCHILD]

Im healthier and thinner than you. And I don't need make up. Because I'm pretty.

Bam’s captain would harpoon you as some kind of sea monster threat to his ship and crew.

 

[Turk February]

Bam’s captain would harpoon you as some kind of sea monster threat to his ship.

He'd hit the ship. I don't eat breakfast.

 

[captain_kamala]

Don't eat breakfast. Chew thoroughly. Anyone can do it.

 

[MYTHCHILD]

He'd hit the ship. I don't eat breakfast.

I don’t know what this is supposed to mean, I don’t speak brain scrambled junkie - you should sober up and find a job before you’re homeless.

 

[Turk February]

I don’t know what this is supposed to mean, I don’t speak brain scrambled junkie - you should sober up and find a job before you’re homeless.

It means I'm too thin to spear because I cut 700 calories out of my daily diet. Shit for brains.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Have you tried cutting out breakfast?

Like Rin Tohsaka.

 

[Turk February]

Like Rin Tohsaka.

Is that Japanese for Doug Stanhope? Haven't seen it yet.

 

[MYTHCHILD]

It means I'm too thin to spear because I cut 700 calories out of my daily diet. Shit for brains.

As much as I battle with Bam, because she’s black, I won’t stand by and let you try and big shot her, she’s living an active social life on the water while you squirrel away welfare funded beers in abject filth.

You can’t talk like this to anybody.

 

[Turk February]

As much as I battle with Bam, because she’s black, I won’t stand by and let you try and big shot her, she’s living an active social life on the water while you squirrel away welfare funded beers in abject filth.

You can’t talk like this to anybody.

You'd force an abortion on her.

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

Bam’s captain would harpoon you as some kind of sea monster threat to his ship and crew.

whereas you're more likely to be broken out of a waterpark on a flatbed by Jesse, Randall and Ray

 

[Turk February]

I'm not gunna force words into Bam's mouth. But she would totally fuck me before even looking at you.

 

[Turk February]

Don't car crash me Bam. You would.

 

[captain_kamala]

I'm not gunna force words into Bam's mouth. But she would totally fuck me before even looking at you.

Wrong.
Your breakfast doesn't have to be bacon egg and cheese on a roll, BTW. Plenty of options well below 700 calories

 

[Turk February]

Wrong.
Your breakfast doesn't have to be bacon egg and cheese on a roll, BTW. Plenty of options well below 700 calories

Why not wait till lunch. You can have a burrito.

 

[MYTHCHILD]

I'm not gunna force words into Bam's mouth. But she would totally fuck me before even looking at you.

She might be a serial rape victim, but at least people want to rape her, nobody wants to be anywhere near you.