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Broader in the chest and shoulders than most
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
What size shirt do you wear?
- Thread starter Carl Winslow
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I only dress up for weddings and funerals. Well and the occasional court case.
Its a fucking hassle to find dress clothes. Fortunately I only wear them for funerals, its too damn hot here to wear pants most of the year.
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I've got to wear a shirt for weekday meetings. Thankfully no one wears ties anymore
Not too much but not too little, ya know?
4XL
I'm broader in the chest and shoulders than most.
I'm broader in the chest and shoulders than most.
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My two shirts are L
WTF...they must do the measurements differently in the US because a normal dress shirt that roughly equates to a size "Large" is 16" collar and 34/35" sleeves...with 42-44" chest
Do you have freakishly short arms?
ol' T Rex McGowan
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Lol, sorry. Typo. 36.5.
Double xl, Child
in that case....nice bird chest and lanky appendages, stupid.
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That one never made sense to me. Don't birds have relatively massive chests?
Depends on where you ask
USA XL is Euro L, and it's XXL in China
USA XL is Euro L, and it's XXL in China
Leave it alone.
Adam Ragusea talks about that, actually.... parallel thinking or Youtube food influencer joke thievery?
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I don't know who that is. What a silly name. Why not Adam Bologneseocean or somethin
Is your job to provide coffee for the weekday meetings? Because this is the secretarybird:
Is the alcoholic face also accurate?
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If there’s an Adam Bolognesesea that implies there is also a Bolgneseocean, a Bologneselake, a Bolognoesecreek, a bolognesebog..
Fuck off ooga
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He really is a terrible, awful negro.
