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What shitty presents did you get this year?

RaggotFetard

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Every year, my mom asks my younger brother and I for a list of what we want for Christmas. My brother always gives her his and gets most of it. I never bothered because I’m a grown man with a good job and buy myself what I want. This year, I finally forced myself to think of something and gave her a list of 3 different Cubs jackets I was thinking of buying and even sent her the links/sizes with plenty of time in advance and she ended up getting me a $150 Visa gift card. It’s like, hello mom? Why even ask me? Ammirite fellas?

Whatever tho, I make my own money and prefer to spoil her, instead. She raised us on her own and I get WAY more satisfaction in buying her nice things. I don’t need prezzies like a welfare-leech, layabout, Tomlinson.
 
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