What kind of razor do you shave with?

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Go to a barber and get a real shave. You'll thank me later.

I grow Joe Dirt facial hair so I feel like I'd be wasting their time and my money.

 

[Steve Ramone]

Unlike most of you twinks I can actually grow a beard, so I just use a whatever Gillette thing for the top of my cheeks and my neck. Works fine, don't even bother with shaving cream.

 

[Toast]

I grow Joe Dirt facial hair so I feel like I'd be wasting their time and my money.

That's like saying my back is to hairy to get a massage.

You would be amazed at how much a hot towel and a cold towel makes a difference for a shave. Therapeutic - that's the word I'm looking for.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Unlike most of you twinks I can actually grow a beard, so I just use a whatever Gillette thing for the top of my cheeks and my neck. Works fine, don't even bother with shaving cream.

That's why I keep clean shaven. I think it's hilarious seeing anyone with any sort of mustache/goatee that doesn't connect or little patches on the cheeks. Like, you didn't style a goatee into your face and it's not fooling anyone, dummy. That's just all that grows in and it looks fucking stupid and slovenly. Like Tony Hinchcliffe's Errol Flynn gay guy goatee. That's just the closest he can get to a beard.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Go to a barber and get a real shave. You'll thank me later.

Until they try to talk to me.

I’m a member at a day spa

Bathhouse.

 

[chiquita banana]

Apparently I'm the worst one of whatever this is. THANKS FOR RUINING MY DAY ABE

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Only women shave.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I just use a beard trimmer without the guard. I haven't bothered with a close clean shave in years

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

I recommend this highly to sharpen your cartridge razors. My dad and I both have heavy beards and we swear by it. It makes your blades last for a really long time. I usually just change them because they look gross, not because they're actually dull after using this contraption. One of the few products I actually give a shit about enough to recommend to people, especially since the razor cartridges are such a scam. I don't care about buying a couple at the grocery store now that I have this because they'll last

 

[Dennyislife]

I can only grow a goatee so I have to shave it every single day and even then it's grown back by about 4pm to a noticeable degree.

I have sometimes thought about getting it Lasered off so it never grows but tbh that just too vain

 

[Turk February]

Motorola RAZR 40. Hahahahahaha. You get it? It's not really a razor. It's a phone. Doesn't make sense. Lol.

 

[StlakerFatti]

WWAWD burning q-tips for ear- and nosehairs?

 

[Turk February]

WWAWD burning q-tips for ear- and nosehairs?

That sounds insane. But if it works I'll try it.

 

[StlakerFatti]

That sounds insane. But if it works I'll try it.

ask for it with turk(ish) barbers if you can find some

 

[Cartoon Redux]

The guys arguing about which type of razor is more or less manly are the same guys who think liking a song with a synthesizer in it makes them gay.

Argue about android vs iphone or some other meaningless bullshit next. Fags.

"WHICH TOOTHBRUSH IS MANLIEST?!"

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

What's the difference between a safety and a straight razor?
I'd figure safety is more gay but you homos are loving it. Oh okay nvm

 

[LingerLonger]

What's the difference between a safety and a straight razor?
I'd figure safety is more gay but you homos are loving it. Oh okay nvm

Safety razors have a guard over the edge of the razor making it harder to cut yourself but also harder to get a completely smooth shave. Straight razor is basically an unprotected blade that you go right at your face with and only should be used by a barber unless you are really practiced. In order to get a fully smooth shave with a safety razor you need to shave your face in two or three directions or shave your face twice in a row.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Here’s a doozy!!

Have you ever shaved using your wife, or girlfriends cunt razor, because you ran out, and were too lazy to buy more razors?

Oh and if so, did you get a pimple rash from her box germs?

 

[Dog Eater]

Electric because it gives me the least ingrown hairs/irritation. Every now and then it will MOTHER FUCK SISTER’S CUNT fuck me though and I’ll still get irritation/ingrown hairs.

I fucking hate shaving and would rather have a stranded on a desert island style beard.

 

[Niggerotchi]

Every time I read this thread title I picture you running a flip phone across your face.