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Being a gay nigger
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Wasn't it still "High Voltage" ?
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It's possible.
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Cause you're a boring mentally ill narcissist whose parents hate him.
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@Nigger John is legit my shit...
Out of the lake of piss that flows into the sea that is this forum, he is the messiah that brings forth the Thrafing holy water
Out of the lake of piss that flows into the sea that is this forum, he is the messiah that brings forth the Thrafing holy water
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It's either going to be:
* Not sleeping around more when I was in poor shape
* Sleeping around too much when I got into good shape
I honestly think both cause damage and in very different ways.
Also staying with my first long term girlfriend as long as I did. Bipolar whore.
* Not sleeping around more when I was in poor shape
* Sleeping around too much when I got into good shape
I honestly think both cause damage and in very different ways.
Also staying with my first long term girlfriend as long as I did. Bipolar whore.
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Same here.
I don't care how many family members of mine recoil in abject horror when I say it, but I tell all my younger cousins to get a trade and forget college. You'd be better off getting real work experience instead of strapping loads of debt to your future.
If I ask what they want to go for and they don't immediately respond with anything I tell them to just go get a job and find a way to be a plumber, electrician, carpenter, or nurse.
I'd also say that now that I'm removed from the environment, I should have been a bigger piece of shit in high school to force them to deal with my boredom. I'd have been sent to alternative school and probably graduated earlier.
And I should have beaten the shit out a couple of people, instead of stopping just before I couldn't control myself.
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I regret spending most of my life as a fat faggot. People absolutely treat you better when you're normal-sized. Unfortunately I realized this and made changes long after it stopped mattering. I missed out on prime years of socialization and probably a happier life because I liked junk food too much and my parents were too whatever to make my fat ass lose weight. Don't let your kids be fat. You're ruining their lives.
I was with someone for three years because I wanted it to work out but they didn't. I eventually grew a spine and dumped her but I regret ignoring all the red flags. Never again.
I was with someone for three years because I wanted it to work out but they didn't. I eventually grew a spine and dumped her but I regret ignoring all the red flags. Never again.
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I have two.
Breaking up with my HS sweetheart in my mid twenties who was a quality girl and easily the hottest girl in my HS in SoCal, because I was playing drums in a band that was getting really big and touring, etc. I wanted to fuck strange puss all over with impunity.
I don’t ackkkshuleeeee regret this one, as I’d hate to be married to the only girl I fucked, but I can’t help but wonder what life would’ve been with her. She was a great girl and loved me so much.
The second, is turning down multiple opportunities to work several months-long contracts as a cruise ship drummer with Holland-America cruises (obviously the band thing didn’t pan out). I coulda fucked foreign chicks, seen the world, and stacked cash while enjoying free room and board/food. The reason I turned it down was because I was so addicted to weed my entire twenties and knew they had a very strict drug policy, would conduct random searches of your room, along with drug tests. If you were busted with it, you’d be kicked off the ship, subject to jail in whatever swarthy Mediterranean country you were in, and sued for breach of contract.
I haven’t touched weed since hitting 30, but I now have a great career in supply chain and wouldn’t consider playing cruises. That ship has sailed. Literally.
Breaking up with my HS sweetheart in my mid twenties who was a quality girl and easily the hottest girl in my HS in SoCal, because I was playing drums in a band that was getting really big and touring, etc. I wanted to fuck strange puss all over with impunity.
I don’t ackkkshuleeeee regret this one, as I’d hate to be married to the only girl I fucked, but I can’t help but wonder what life would’ve been with her. She was a great girl and loved me so much.
The second, is turning down multiple opportunities to work several months-long contracts as a cruise ship drummer with Holland-America cruises (obviously the band thing didn’t pan out). I coulda fucked foreign chicks, seen the world, and stacked cash while enjoying free room and board/food. The reason I turned it down was because I was so addicted to weed my entire twenties and knew they had a very strict drug policy, would conduct random searches of your room, along with drug tests. If you were busted with it, you’d be kicked off the ship, subject to jail in whatever swarthy Mediterranean country you were in, and sued for breach of contract.
I haven’t touched weed since hitting 30, but I now have a great career in supply chain and wouldn’t consider playing cruises. That ship has sailed. Literally.
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ITT: Cunts
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Had a couple of boxes of photos from my childhood years. Pics of Nana and Pop-Pop, my cousins, me as a kid, that I left behind in a rental house. Went back to get them three months later thinking "Oh, they'll still have them."
The woman who bought the property answered the door and all but bitched me out for leaving ANYTHING behind. "We threw that all out with the trash."
When she turned me away I noticed a bit of sympathy in her voice. Less for the loss of my past than for me being a fucking dope. I wish my kids could see what their great-grandparents looked like.
And some of the other shit other b'men brought up. Chasing pussy, not being social enough in high school, being too social in my 20s, not investing my money, not investing in myself... Boo fucking Hoo.
The woman who bought the property answered the door and all but bitched me out for leaving ANYTHING behind. "We threw that all out with the trash."
When she turned me away I noticed a bit of sympathy in her voice. Less for the loss of my past than for me being a fucking dope. I wish my kids could see what their great-grandparents looked like.
And some of the other shit other b'men brought up. Chasing pussy, not being social enough in high school, being too social in my 20s, not investing my money, not investing in myself... Boo fucking Hoo.
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Not starting a family. Oh wait, that's not me...
