What is your one biggest regret in life?

[guest]

None of this "I wouldn't change anything because it made me the person I am today" bullshit faggot copout answer.

I regret not doing more crazy shenanigans when I was under 18, because then if I got in trouble I wouldn't have a record. I wasted my youth being a good boy like a faggot.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

I used to think Jim Norton was funny

 

[guest]

I used to think Jim Norton was funny

Okay, I change my answer. I regret not telling jim norton he was a fag when he messaged me on reddit.

 

[guest]

I was once dating near a midget. She was about 4'11 but she had a twin sister and they both had this thing where they stopped growing around puberty. Anyway she was a really fun chick to be around and her sister was cool too. Two little midgets that were cute and had Long Island accents and NY moxie.(I know) This is around 2008. Anyway she was a vegetarian and I couldn't handle that so I gave her over. I gave up possibly the best chick I ever met and her family (which was a financial windfall) to be a "fuck everybody" type of cook and my own hero. I'm not sure it was worth it.

 

[Ronnie G]

I had a weird start to life – dad was in the Air Force, so we moved a lot and I'm an only child. I found out later dad was actually stepdad because the original sperm donor (also Air Force) disappeared once he heard my mom was pregnant and not aborting. Stepdad was also a loser and transferred to another base when I was 6 or so. Anyway, it wasn't some awful life, but once I hit puberty I would fawkin brood and lean into depression while my single mom tried to stay sane for both of us.

I wasted so many social opportunities and relationships during my teens due to feeling sorry for myself. Write another journal entry about how you hate your life; nice moping around instead of fixing your situation, stupid.

 

[guest]

I had a weird start to life – dad was in the Air Force, so we moved a lot and I'm an only child. I found out later dad was actually stepdad because the original sperm donor (also Air Force) disappeared once he heard my mom was pregnant and not aborting. Stepdad was also a loser and transferred to another base when I was 6 or so. Anyway, it wasn't some awful life, but once I hit puberty I would fawkin brood and lean into depression while my single mom tried to stay sane for both of us.

I wasted so many social opportunities and relationships during my teens due to feeling sorry for myself. Write another journal entry about how you hate your life; nice moping around instead of fixing your situation, stupid.

Everyone broods as a teenager, that's what those years are for. At least you learned from it and don't brood long into adulthood.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I wasted so many social opportunities and relationships during my teens due to feeling sorry for myself.

I regret attempting to socialize to begin with. I always knew I couldn't hack it around people and trying cost me a lot. The day I actively gave up was one of the few correct decisions I've ever made in my life.

 

[Toast]

I regret not investing 15 years ago instead of starting last year. Also being lazy and unsociable, I guess.

 

[Antwan2]

The 5 years of rabid opiate consumption, the 300-400k I spent on drugs in general during that stretch. And withdrawing from my friend group during those years. Clean from opiates for 6 years now though

 

[Ronnie G]

Everyone broods as a teenager, that's what those years are for. At least you learned from it and don't brood long into adulthood.

Too true, brotherman. I could relate to Yimmy and how he thinks being dark makes you interesting, but I snapped out of it by 21 or so – blech!

 

[Dennyislife]

In 2008 I brought some property due to a dead grandmother I never really saw dying. If I put all that money on bitcoin I 'd be a multi billionaire instead of retired while still occasionally being asked for ID in supermarkets.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Pat went from being an author, stand-up comic, and political pundit to basically being a janitor in about 5 years. Wonder what happened

 

[Dog Eater]

I regret not ejaculating in more women who I hated. I should have put up with their bullshit and fucked em just for the hell of it.

 

[guest]

I regret not ejaculating in more women who I hated. I should have put up with their bullshit and fucked em just for the hell of it.

But then if you got them pregnant you would have been fucked for life

 

[Dennyislife]

But then if you got them pregnant you would have been fucked for life

Not if you got your tubes tied. Weeeeeeeee

 

[nigger6million]

Wish I'd never listened to a single episode of cumtown.

 

[Cuphead]

Going to college. Had a great time and made life long friends, but I'm not using my degree for what I do now and owe about $18k in loans still.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

1st marriage

 

[midwit]

Not good when you're reading this thread and going "ooof yeah I did that one." Next post "oh right yep, that one ranks high as well" etc.

10 years ago I would have snap-answered regretting all of the teenage pussy that I passed on bc the chicks weren't "cool enough" or some other retarded reason. But now I'm not as horny and don't want to fuck teen pussy so it's gotta be money-related.

It would have to be not buying a shitty little house with no AC just outside of Aspen 13 years ago. Not because it's the biggest dollar amount financial mistake of my life but bc it would have required zero effort besides existing, and would have netted roughly a million USD profit if I sold it today.

Picking a retarded major was technically the largest overall financial mistake but that involves lots of hard work so it doesn't rank as high. Plus I can partially blame my parents/community for that, I received terrible advice and was a kid.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

In 2006 when I was laying in bed and scrolling through music channels on DirecTv and came across a channel called "The Virus".