What is your New Year's Resolution?

[johnnynoname]

this year, I won't let another man touch me until he gets to know me first

 

[Child..]

My new year was on 1st of Muharram, 1446, child (this July 7th on your Gregorian nonsense)...Tonight is just another Tuesday for me, a lil quieter than most tuesdays, but nothing special or worth a resolution.

 

[Nigger John]

I going to say ‘nigger’ more

 

[johnnynoname]

btw- i'm not a homosexual

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

btw- i'm not a homosexual

Wasted opportunity if I'm being honest

 

[johnnynoname]

Wasted opportunity if I'm being honest

settle down, Satan

 

[BUBBLER]

this year, I won't let another man touch me until he gets to know me first

I bet you married Farkas in Skyrim, homo

 

[Ashamed]

this year, I won't let another man touch me until he gets to know me first

Finally something funny

 

[johnnynoname]

I bet you married Farkas in Skyrim, homo

He is my house Jarl....please do not besmirch him

 

[Uncle Floyd]

My new year was on 1st of Muharram, 1446, child (this July 7th on your Gregorian nonsense)...Tonight is just another Tuesday for me, a lil quieter than most tuesdays, but nothing special or worth a resolution.

A culture incompatible with ours.

 

[Niggerotchi]

Call me daddy while I call her baby and I smack her ass. While you snored and drooled I fucked your love. She'd eat me alive till daylight. Goddamn, I wanted to fuck.

@We Have Everything

 

[TheNanaDook]

drinking less hasn't worked out the last 6 or so years, maybe I should change it up and try to find my bottom this year

This is where I’m at

 

[johnnynoname]

I’m quitting caffeine. It turns me into a mad man.

Don’t say shit like this.

Just learn to “ride the wave” when the anxiety hits. Also- ITS NOT A HEART ATTACK

 

[Chive Turkey]

My new year was on 1st of Muharram, 1446, child (this July 7th on your Gregorian nonsense)...Tonight is just another Tuesday for me, a lil quieter than most tuesdays, but nothing special or worth a resolution.

Nice use of a lunar calendar in a northern latitude, stupid.

 

[johnnynoname]

This is where im supposed to post something “cheeky” like:

“WHELP- there’s always 2026 amirite”


BUT IM NOT BECAUSE IM NOT GAY, ssssssSCCCUMMmmbag


This is why your life is already over