What is the worst Stallone movie?

[HH Brother]

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Instead of a tooth pick, he always has a tuna bone in the corner of his mouth, Abester.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Abe, tell me the story again about how that cunt Stallone stole Nighthawks out from under you.

Oh shit, did anyone even mention that movie?

I basically had the role because I grew a sweet beard that made me look perfect. Then during my first meeting with Bruce Malmuth, I was suggesting that Billy Dee Williams and Rutger Hauer switch roles because I had already made it my character's backstory that he was a virulent racist and would never partner with a black. Malmuth said that it would make no sense to have Rutger Hauer play a wise cracking urban cop and even less sense to have Billy Dee Williams, the Colt .45 guy, playing a German terrorist named Wulfgar. When I got up to flip his desk, I saw that the piece of paper he was scribbling on was actually Stallone's headshot. The cocksucker was drawing MY beard on Stallone. I guess the studio wanted a more muscular and retarded leading man. Then Stallone apparently took the whole production over and repeatedly got Rutger Hauer hurt for real, which is what I wanted to do. That was MY vision, except I would've had Billy Dee Williams getting hurt as they would have switched roles. So they'll accept ideas from fucking Rocky but not me, like I'm some fucking regular dildo. I was Sal "The Godfather" Tessio for Christ's sake.

Malmuth also stole a bunch of camera angle and montage ideas I had for the Karate Kid movies. I'm the most ripped off man in Hollywood, Raybin.

 

[Midian9876]

Even though Rambo 4 was a solid way to end, I was actually excited for Rambo 5. Rambo going up against the Cartel should've been awesome. Instead the movie was boring as fuck besides the last 15 minutes. It's been so long since I've seen 3 I can't remember anything about it.

Still, Rambo 5 is far from one of the worst he's done.

I was so fucking pumped up to for it, Brotherman, but damn, what a just boring fucking movie.

I’ll agree with you far from his worst, but had some optimism for it. Just the let down of it all. I mean it’s a 4th sequel for a franchise so I should have expected it but 4 was surprisingly pretty solid for an action movie.

 

[Cuphead]

I was so fucking pumped up to for it, Brotherman, but damn, what a just boring fucking movie.

I’ll agree with you far from his worst, but had some optimism for it. Just the let down of it all. I mean it’s a 4th sequel for a franchise so I should have expected it but 4 was surprisingly pretty solid for an action movie.

4 is still one of the most fucking violent movies I've ever seen. That village attack scene was fawkin brootal. That imagine of that poor kid crying getting impaled while a solider is crushing he head with his foot is engraved in my memory.