What is the kindest thing a girlfriend has ever done for you?

[Phish]

My fiancé/wife got me a pistol for my birthday. Real ass gift of the year right there.

 

[potatopeeler63]

she would go out of her way after the gym to my place, a 15 min drive in the opposite direction from her house, just because i greatly enjoyed eating her sweaty undercarriage.
she would also sometimes wake me up with a blow job.
have you ever rubbed your dick when you wake up and smell it?
Rancid. Good egg

 

[Safka's Enticer]

My mom went for a test and they found out the polyps in her nose wasn’t cancer. She was so concerned and hugged me in such a loving manner. I couldn’t get sober so she broke up with me. Arguably the biggest regret of my life and believe me, there’s a ton of them.

Nice addiction, stupid

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Took me to Las Vegas a few months after my dad died and paid for the whole thing.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I dropped out of high school, and my gf at the time was aghast that I never got to go to the prom. So she told me a few weeks later to dress up nice because we were going out. I get to her place, and she's gone all out decorating the house, and even invited some friends over to give me my own prom.

I never really gave a shit about the prom, but I thought that was a very nice gesture on her part.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Nice addiction, stupid

Eh, we’d have probably broken up eventually anyways. She was truly a sweetheart though and I’m a piece of shit.

 

[TheNanaDook]

>Laughed the first time I ever said "I have nigger fatigue"
>Sucked my sweaty peepee when we'd been camping for 2 days and hadn't showered
>Laughs whenever we bring up "dead vizio baby"
>Regularly asks "what's going on with the fat author"
>Paid the $70 for animal poison control when she left a protein cookie out and my cat ate it

 

[potatopeeler63]

>Laughed the first time I ever said "I have nigger fatigue"
>Sucked my sweaty peepee when we'd been camping for 2 days and hadn't showered
>Laughs whenever we bring up "dead vizio baby"
>Regularly asks "what's going on with the fat author"
>Paid the $70 for animal poison control when she left a protein cookie out and my cat ate it

you planted that fertile seed inside her yet? make sure you go balls deep in mish with a pillow under her hips and make her do a handstand after

 

[TheNanaDook]

you planted that fertile seed inside her yet? make sure you go balls deep in mish with a pillow under her hips and make her do a handstand after

I have not. I have psycho genes and I'm not sure I want to duplicate those.

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

I have not. I have psycho genes and I'm not sure I want to duplicate those.

Probably can’t get pregnant if you’re post op anyway. We still got a ways to go in spitting in God’s face with abominations.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Took me to a bullfight in Spain and her whole family had a bbq for me when I finally got to meet them.

 

[TheNanaDook]

Probably can’t get pregnant if you’re post op anyway. We still got a ways to go in spitting in God’s face with abominations.

My wife will either have a full penis or full vagina, not some abomination of both or neither.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

Kept her mouth shut.