What is the ideal end times for Pat Posting?

[guest]

Here’s a bunch of my favourite endings

There is no end. Just Pat endlessly spiraling the drain while screaming about the incel children until he ends up underneath a bridge scrawling nonsense on the wall while covered in filth. And still fat.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

For all hes done and put up with, I'd hate to see Quaso out his money but seeing Pat sentenced to jail for contempt of a court order would be an absolute capper. He'd get his ass kicked (and worse) every day and it would all be his own fault.

Divorced and kicked out of the halfhouse would be hilarious but I don't see an eviction happening.

He's going to go to jail from the backwards fence

 

[guest]

Quasi settles Pat's debt by getting all of his computers and phones and datadumping them online like Wikileaks. My ribs get turned into fine dust and I die before Pat.

 

[Will Tate]

This fat, odious piece of shit has so much bad karma built up that there's no way he's getting off as easy as any options you offer.

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

Like in the Ice-T classic, Mean Guns. The Xena and Ricci people and the NPS people all kill each other. Paul Weimer emerges as the loan survivor at the end, thanks in no small part to his katana. He the drives off into the sunset in a convertible with our children listening to mambo music or whatever it was.

 

[FurBurger]

I think jail for contempt of court is definitely in the cards, but it won't kill him.

Homeless, single and bankrupt - with Quasi owning his website and his twitter - seems likely, as even Thikki has her limits. Hopefully we get some Terry A. Davis-style videos from under a bridge before he finally goes.

EDIT: Sorry, misread the question. The ideal would be almost the same - penniless and bankrupt - but living in a Bedlam-style sanitarium where we can go visit him and witness a rant about atalkers in person.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

I think jail for contempt of court is definitely in the cards, but it won't kill him.

Homeless, single and bankrupt - with Quasi owning his website and his twitter - seems likely, as even Thikki has her limits. Hopefully we get some Terry A. Davis-style videos from under a bridge before he finally goes.

EDIT: Sorry, misread the question. The ideal would be almost the same - penniless and bankrupt - but living in a Bedlam-style sanitarium where we can go visit him and witness a rant about atalkers in person.

here is an idea, what if he loses his hair and all the money, going Bald and Bankrupt if you will

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I think jail for contempt of court is definitely in the cards, but it won't kill him.

Homeless, single and bankrupt - with Quasi owning his website and his twitter - seems likely, as even Thikki has her limits. Hopefully we get some Terry A. Davis-style videos from under a bridge before he finally goes.

EDIT: Sorry, misread the question. The ideal would be almost the same - penniless and bankrupt - but living in a Bedlam-style sanitarium where we can go visit him and witness a rant about atalkers in person.

He'll be killed in jail by the inmates for being annoying day 1

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Norm MacDonald's kid runs him over outside Hooligans. They drag him inside and turn him into soup of the day. After a brief period of mourning, Niki starts dating Mel Gibson. Quasi gets the Lego typewriter.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

He'll be killed in jail by the inmates for being annoying day 1

I think he'll survive until they get tired of playing with his boobs while raping him

 

[guest]

1. Bankruptcy
2. Niki divorces him
3. He loses his mind due to alcoholism, pill popping
4. He goes nuts and ends up killing people

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Yeah, I think the dissolution of his marriage will be the beginning of the end for Patposting, and likely the forum.

In my old age, I’ll remember these times fondly, while a orderly dehumanises me during my diaper change. These were our Wonder Years. Our Glory Days.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I'd like to see Pat end up imprisoned, Niki leaving him, his faggot Twitter fanbase turning on him and then eventually finding out he was beaten to death by some people of color inside the prison who didn't take kindly to him calling them childs.

 

[PogromStallone]

It would have to be something where he still has access to a computer afterwards so we can still fuck with him.

 

[guest]

While on one of his monthly tropical vacations, he is captured by the cartel and becomes the next gore beheading video.
We dissect and laugh at his dismemberment antics

He would still be running his mouth.

"Baby infant child you will not behead me. That simply is not on the table.....shhhhhhhhhhh",

 

[Zombie247]

He will finally snap. Hit or beat Nikki. She will leave him. Or kill him in self defence.

 

[DominusOdium]

His daughter joins the OnA Forums to troll him for abandoning her, his old cheap car dies, the fence falls over and kills a small local black child whose family sues, Quasi repossess all his property and garnishes his wages in perpetuity, Niki comes out as a lesbian and leaves, evicting Patrick from the half house in her name and Patrick, unable to afford meatloaf Monday, is reduced to hand selling handwritten copies of his latest magnum opus "Tiny Tim vs Fonald Plump In Space" on Bernell's street corner spot until one winter day while trying to warm himself by burning unsold copies of Starship Repo, he is brutallly murdered by one of the mentally ill transgendered kids he helped foster the abuse of at Worldcon all those years ago. Upon his last bacon scented breath escaping into the frigid air, Norm Macdonald returns from the grave on a beam of light from the heavens to reward the pests for a life well lived and a job well done.

 

[FurBurger]

4. He goes nuts and ends up killing people

Him shooting someone he's decided is an atalker's possible, too.

 

[NoBacon]

“Pat trying to rape Annabelle and being arrested for life”

Just got a hell of a lot more likely

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Pats need for speed destroying an African-American family would be a lot to overcome.

If he got a job and paid off his debts I’d honestly have nothing left to roast the fat faggot for.