What Happened in that Nest?

[Slackjawed Cow]

Wouldnt be surprised if he has niki strap on a dong and pipe him just for woke points.

 

[DominusOdium]

Necroing this one because "My mom uses a strapon for pegging and this is a thing I tell people" never gets mentioned these days.

I forgot all about this weird "Mommy made me do cumsies in her panties while she put things in my doodie hole" accidental confession.

 

[A House Nigger]

I still feel bad for Annabelle. If my father tweeted like that, I would be embarrassed as fuck.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

In hindsight I'm most amused by Cuntfucker contributing a perfectly standard Patpost.

 

[Total Tranny Death]

How does he know that his mom has a 14 inch strap on?

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

What a disgusting way to speak about your own mother. Now imagine what if he had custody of his daughter?

You mean the mom that demands respect and throws elbows in the mash pits at insane clown posse concerts?

He wrote, "You think only gays suck dick?".

Is this an admission that he, a 'hetero', has sucked dick? He then says, "Oh son. Get out more." Um.. that sounds like he's a proud dick sucker to me.

This doesn't look like an expert cock worshiper to you?

 

[BoqsDiaperHat]

How does he know that his mom has a 14 inch strap on?

Because his dad was a fag that took it up his ass.

 

[damitjenkins20cars]

Judith Raven Tomlinson fucks men in the ass with a 14-inch strap on, according to her son.

 

[BudDickman]

Tweets like this make it obvious that Pat has a damaged brain and is incapable of feeling shame.

Tweets like this and the "I raped your mom" ones are fascinating, because it shows how untethered he is from normal thought processes. "My mom is a sex fiend who sodomizes men" is not the zinger you think it is, Pat.

 

[Honey Badger]

How have I never seen this and why isn’t it spammed endlessly on his Twitter?

 

[DominusOdium]

And remember kids... He never lies.

 

[SFWA liaison]

his Josiah Tape #5 mannerisms are 100% how Mama Raven scolded him as a kid (and probably continues to because he's special ed)

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

If I found out my mom fucked some guy with a specifically 14 inch strap on until he "cumed" his panties, I'd fucking kill myself.

Also, any time I hear a guy say "panties" it makes me want to puke.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

https://archive.is/e6oYs

https://archive.is/eXVaP

WTF??!! 14 inches?

But seriously, that is some of the weirdest Oedipus shit I've ever read

 

[porquedealer]

Tweeted by a 38 year old, twice married "6 figure" "author" who has written for The Hill and The New York Times.
It's fortunate that he is such a nobody that he can't really be cancelled....... but tbh. he has probably been IRL soft blocked instead.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

https://archive.is/e6oYs

https://archive.is/eXVaP

"No Patrick child, I'm going enjoy what I put in your ass nexxxxxxsT"

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

How have I never seen this and why isn’t it spammed endlessly on his Twitter?

Linger longer or sumin

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

He wrote, "You think only gays suck dick?".

Is this an admission that he, a 'hetero', has sucked dick? He then says, "Oh son. Get out more." Um.. that sounds like he's a proud dick sucker to me.

I think the means it in a way that says "I, Patrick Sex Haver Tomlinson, get my dick sucked in the reg"

Or he eats corn on the cob the long way like his old man

 

[Steve Ramone]

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his Josiah Tape #5 mannerisms are 100% how Mama Raven scolded him as a kid (and probably continues to because he's special ed)

The sing song voice and childing is 100% his mother. He uses it because he assumes since it destroyed him when he was young it will do the same to everyone else.

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

This is honestly such a weird and disgusting way to talk about your mother. Jesus Christ he's retarded.

I know Niki's totally zonked but this should've woken her up from her pharma stupor.