Im all in with the mastjesharing, child.
DMCA, complaints, and other inquiries:
Im all in with the mastjesharing, child.
Oh man I can eat spaghetti until pass out.Burritos or spaghetti.
It legit tastes good. It's like the milk that's left over when you have honey nut cheerios but with a little touch of human. Also, it gives you superpowers and stealing food directly from a baby's mother's tit is about the most gangster shit you can do.All about the breast milk myself. Give me a pair of big BEEFERS to suck on until I starve and I'll die happy
Mozzarella cheese blocks. That’s right, assholes. Straight out the mother fuckin’ plastic. One pound.It's definitely mashed potatoes for me. If I were captured and held hostage and only fed mashed potatoes, I wouldn't even complain.
In fact I'd probably have to PRETEND to complain so they feel as if they're punishing me and not doing me a service.
Mozzarella cheese blocks. That’s right, assholes. Straight out the mother fuckin’ plastic. One pound.
Cuz, how are you?You are my hero.
I wanted to judge you for that. But I can't pretend I don't want to do it. I respect your regal decadence.Mozzarella cheese blocks. That’s right, assholes. Straight out the mother fuckin’ plastic. One pound.
Do you ever sleep, dude?You are my hero.
Do you ever sleep, dude?
Sleeping is for cowards.Do you ever sleep, dude?
Wow. What a shout out and I mean that not Norton style.I wanted to judge you for that. But I can't pretend I don't want to do it. I respect your regal decadence.
Cuz, how are you?
My nigga.Actually, you know what I could totally eat for the rest of my life? Canned smoked oysters. I don't even put them on anything, I just eat the motherfuckers out of the can. I love them more than I hate Warren.
This forum is dedicated exclusively to parody, comedy, and satirical content. None of the statements, opinions, or depictions shared on this platform should be considered or treated as factual information under any circumstances. All content is intended for entertainment purposes only and should be regarded as fictional, exaggerated, or purely the result of personal opinions and creative expression.
Please be aware that this forum may feature discussions and content related to taboo, controversial, or potentially offensive subjects. The purpose of this content is not to incite harm but to engage in satire and explore the boundaries of humor. If you are sensitive to such subjects or are easily offended, we kindly advise that you leave the forum.
Any similarities to real people, events, or situations are either coincidental or based on real-life inspirations but used within the context of fair use satire. By accepting this disclaimer, you acknowledge and understand that the content found within this forum is strictly meant for parody, satire, and entertainment. You agree not to hold the forum, its administrators, moderators, or users responsible for any content that may be perceived as offensive or inappropriate. You enter and participate in this forum at your own risk, with full awareness that everything on this platform is purely comedic, satirical, or opinion-based, and should never be taken as factual information.
If any information or discussion on this platform triggers distressing emotions or thoughts, please leave immediately and consider seeking assistance.
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): Phone: 1-800-273-TALK (1-800-273-8255) Website: https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/