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What exactly does 5 sinks mean?

Uncle J’s Sink Emporium

You gotta pump those sink numbers up, funster.


Jenna's Post Rater

#1 Jenna Post Rater
Think about it. Did Dan mean he has 5 bathrooms? Because thats impressive but excessive. Did he mean 5 sinks in general? He could have like 3 bathrooms then the kitchen sink and another one, again, not that impressive. He didn’t even specify working sinks. Maybe he just has one bathroom and then 4 sitting in his backyard. Dan please clarify this for us.
The master is a double based on the house pictures, so I assume the breakdown is:

2 in the master bathroom
1 in the second floor shared
1 on the first floor
1 in the basement.