What do you think Rick's equivalent of "You're going to prison, staIker" was when he was at school?

[Imager]

You know he had one. Didn't Mama Raven work at his school? I'm sure it was something similar to "My mother's office awaits you, child. Wait quietly for your psychological assessment. Quietly is the key".

Fat.

Why, exactly, is quietly the key?

He doesn't take his own advice. Wasn't the audio of the first swatting recorded from like 2 buildings over?

 

[Meownaw]

Au contraire:

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I like that Pat thinks his teacher was somehow wrong.... even though I've seen Pat arguing on twitter with his toilet.

He is trying to make a joke and failing. See the humor is the teacher is right but because he is right he is wrong because Pat will argue with everyone!

 

[guest]

He was 100% the “IM TELLING!” Kid that nobody liked. His whole life has been running to tell on people.

We had one of those "im telling!" faggots growing up. You couldnt even drop an f-bomb around the little faggot. He was one of those kids.

We would just made sure that whatever we did those kids was worth the trouble and they'd fuck off.

 

[eggfeller]

Au contraire:

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I like that Pat thinks his teacher was somehow wrong.... even though I've seen Pat arguing on twitter with his toilet.

No, fencepost child, you have never had a moment of truth in your life.

 

[HH Brother]

Enjoy the Principle's office, funster.

 

[RobertMewler]

Pat is one of those losers who never got over the adolescent misconception that anger is a personality. His entire identity is wrapped up in how relentlessly angry he can remain. “I’d rather be right than happy,” his pride in “starting enormous internet fights,” etc. all highlight the fact that this fatty never grew up. (Unsurprisingly, some of the people who hate him most mirror this exact delusion.)

DO THEY?

 

[NoBacon]

No bacon, egg, cheese on a roll this morning...​

Day 1 of an old school no-sugars, no-carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks day and a lean and green (6oz meat and salad) at night. Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to Sashimi, and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.

I’ve been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over the last 2 years…Lower back fucked up, can’t bend straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing hard, feels like I’m laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat ass…

A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down from here.

ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (backmin the day) blow…cold turkey. Just stopped at will.

If you follow this plan and get your body into “fat burning mode” (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING…and the weight will fall off of you like a terminal AIDS patient.

(No offense AIDS patients….)

Goal- 210lbs…

PS- I cover my fatness up well. Being 6’ 1” helps big time.

 

[guest]

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I like that Pat thinks his teacher was somehow wrong.... even though I've seen Pat arguing on twitter with his toilet.

His actual fence, too nonetheless. He's truly one of a kind.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

"Wrong again, literal child. I will not give you my lunch money. You will not be needing to pay for lunch in YDC, where you're going. Soon."

"Stop hitting yourself, faggot."

 

[Safka's Enticer]

No bacon, egg, cheese on a roll this morning...​

Day 1 of an old school no-sugars, no-carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks day and a lean and green (6oz meat and salad) at night. Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to Sashimi, and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.

I’ve been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over the last 2 years…Lower back fucked up, can’t bend straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing hard, feels like I’m laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat ass…

A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down from here.

ANYONE CAN DO IT. Takes will power and the desire to feel healthy overriding the desire to eat food that tastes GREAT. I quit smoking and (backmin the day) blow…cold turkey. Just stopped at will.

If you follow this plan and get your body into “fat burning mode” (takes about 2 weeks of hardcore diet adjustment) WITH NO CHEATING…and the weight will fall off of you like a terminal AIDS patient.

(No offense AIDS patients….)

Goal- 210lbs…

PS- I cover my fatness up well. Being 6’ 1” helps big time.

Fuck, now I really want to get one for breakfast tomorrow