What do you think Rick's equivalent of "You're going to prison, staIker" was when he was at school?

[HotDogJoe]

You know he had one. Didn't Mama Raven work at his school? I'm sure it was something similar to "My mother's office awaits you, child. Wait quietly for your psychological assessment. Quietly is the key".

Fat.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Nothing. He copied that from somewhere. He probably just repeated "I'M TELLING MY MOM."

 

[Jenna]

I'm guessing something like "I'm going to become important while you stay in this shitty hick town forever". A lot of Pat's psychosis is based around some imagined future where Pat wins and all Pat's enemies are crying because they lost so badly. Ignore what's happening right now (getting bullied and teased in high school) to fantasize about just how happy you'll be when all this ends.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Pig was the guy in grade school who volunteered to write names on the board when the teacher left the room to take a shit.

 

[Niki]

pent up

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Enjoy detention, bully child.
Wait for the bell. Quietly is the key.
I have no homework. These are your delusions.

 

[wbgreen]

He never said anything. He’s only a confrontational tough guy online.

I actually think Pat wasn’t bullied much in school. No one picks on the special needs kids.

 

[turdcutter]

Enjoy detention, bully child.
Wait for the bell. Quietly is the key.
I have no homework. These are your delusions.

This... He was a huge tattletale and that's why that kid broke his arm.

He probably had the exact thing happen to him in high school because he's such an autistic retarded faggot asshole.

 

[patrick is fat]

You know he had one. Didn't Mama Raven work at his school? I'm sure it was something similar to "My mother's office awaits you, child. Wait quietly for your psychological assessment. Quietly is the key".

Fat.

he was probably just a faggot in high school. i don't think he became the insane fat faggot with bitch tits that he is today until his first, worse wife cucked him. it broke his brain. but i think up until then he was just a fucking dork. he most likely said nothing in any confrontational situation ever instead and went home and blogged about how dumb sports and religion are.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Wrong in every last detail as always, mama Raven child. I did noT skip school again yesterday. Those are just your delusions again.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Its more common of people talking about what happened to people that were bullys and how they turned out after high school . Not often you see what happened to the school tattletale crybaby.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He was 100% the “IM TELLING!” Kid that nobody liked. His whole life has been running to tell on people.

 

[PickleRickle]

We had one of those "im telling!" faggots growing up. You couldnt even drop an f-bomb around the little faggot. He was one of those kids.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Pat is one of those losers who never got over the adolescent misconception that anger is a personality. His entire identity is wrapped up in how relentlessly angry he can remain. “I’d rather be right than happy,” his pride in “starting enormous internet fights,” etc. all highlight the fact that this fatty never grew up. (Unsurprisingly, some of the people who hate him most mirror this exact delusion.)

 

[Guest]

Something he stole from a movie, I'm sure.

 

[turdcutter]

he was probably just a faggot in high school. i don't think he became the insane fat faggot with bitch tits that he is today until his first, worse wife cucked him. it broke his brain. but i think up until then he was just a fucking dork. he most likely said nothing in any confrontational situation ever instead and went home and blogged about how dumb sports and religion are.

Dude I think he was even worse in high school. His hormones and mountain dew abuse would've made him unbearable. I would've definitely talked shit about him all the time.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

He was 100% the “IM TELLING!” Kid that nobody liked. His whole life has been running to tell on people.

Pig was definitely one of those weird nerds who would sit with the teacher during recess instead of playing with the other kids.

 

[RickReternal]

he was probably just a faggot in high school. i don't think he became the insane fat faggot with bitch tits that he is today until his first, worse wife cucked him. it broke his brain. but i think up until then he was just a fucking dork. he most likely said nothing in any confrontational situation ever instead and went home and blogged about how dumb sports and religion are.

My theory is that his first better divorce took him 80% of the way to Crazyville but his massive head injury is what got him the rest of the way. It’s the central Tomystery imo.

 

[FurBurger]

he was probably just a faggot in high school. i don't think he became the insane fat faggot with bitch tits that he is today until his first, worse wife cucked him. it broke his brain. but i think up until then he was just a fucking dork. he most likely said nothing in any confrontational situation ever instead and went home and blogged about how dumb sports and religion are.

Au contraire:

I like that Pat thinks his teacher was somehow wrong.... even though I've seen Pat arguing on twitter with his toilet.