What do you think Niki's ass smells like?

[Rick Roblinson]

An unwashed tagine

 

[stealthygeek]

Farts. Because it's so close to her pussy.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

With how much and often her and the pig are swillling it up her hole is probably rubbed raw from the acidic pH of her beyond meat shits and rogering from the local street ball niggers, yuck.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Jen Huber’s mouthwash

 

[RoTheHo69]

Jen Huber’s mouthwash

Like rotting salmon in a cow's asshole.

 

[Sputnik]

My wife's vagina smells fresh and clean child, unlike your prison cell that awaits a knock and a punch.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Like a septic tank on her best day.

 

[Opesterino]

probably the same as norton's niki

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

Dumpster juice

 

[Dog Eater]

Better than Patrick’s.

 

[TorpidSloth]

Burnt hair and rotten corn.

 

[SamcroJoeCumia]

Definitely smells like this.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Rick is such a delusional narcissist that when he fucks Nick w. skill AND enthusiasm he tries to flex and look in the mirror like Chirstian Bale in American Psycho

 

[Mass.gov]

Niki is fuckable, her aesthetics is suburban mom.

If she was living in say, Edinborough, Hamburg, Cologne, Geneva...or even Turkey, Greece etc... she would have a better fashion sense, her frumpy attire is due to being from Milwaukee (which even Trump called depressing)

She is also from money.

"Leslie is a saint" "I wanna have a parasocial, homoerotic relationship with Leslie" "I love u, Leslie" "I will send sweet nothings to Lesley in dm's" <--- the 40 year old sassters talking shit about Niki.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Niki is fuckable, her aesthetics is suburban mom.

If she was living in say, Edinborough, Hamburg, Cologne, Geneva...or even Turkey, Greece etc... she would have a better fashion sense, her frumpy attire is due to being from Milwaukee (which even Trump called depressing)

She is also from money.

"Leslie is a saint" "I wanna have a parasocial, homoerotic relationship with Leslie" "I love u, Leslie" "I will send sweet nothings to Lesley in dm's" <--- the 40 year old sassters talking shit about Niki.

Maybe if you teleported her into that situation and she was never her. She just seems haggard and grody and stinky but a lot of that might indeed be contextual.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Rick is such a delusional narcissist that when he fucks Nick w. skill AND enthusiasm he tries to flex and look in the mirror like Chirstian Bale in American Psycho

Nobody asked.

The topic at hand was made quite clear in the OP.

I suggest you stick to it.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

She really is a nasty looking bitch. She always looks like she needs a shower. It's just another L for pat. The guy's life is so fucking sad

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I bet it smells great!

Fresh and creamy with just a hint of truffles and kimchi.

I get a rage erection just thinking about it!

 

[BudDickman]

Thread titles like this crack me up.

If there is an online forum filled with random people speculating on what your wife's ass smells like, you have done something wrong.

 

[Phish]

Her asshole smells like sour ham and cheese soufflé. Guaranteed.