What do you think John smells like?

[Podawful won!]

I ran into Stuttering Faggot on two different occasions, during his 1990s HSS heyday. Both times, he smelled worse than any human being I've ever been around. Everyone noticed, too. People were openly disgusted and or laughing at him. He legit smelled like he'd shit his pants, combined with a rancid, stale kind of intense BO. And this was detectable when he just passed by on his way to the bathroom, I wasn't actually hanging out with or even near him.

That's hilarious lol

Im not surprised at all. Was he stuttering?

 

[johnnynoname]

I'm not @johnnynoname

you sure about that?

 

[Podawful won!]

Fuck off. Even I converted to a non-Dabbler after these fine folks showed me how gay it was.

Dont be ashamed. Fuck these haters, bro

 

[satanssockpuppet]

I remember hearing that he flew out to LA with other people from that show and he just kept cutting putrid, rotten egg gassers the whole way there. People who purposely do that should be put on the no fly list and then executed.

It was like he'd just shit his pants, then immediately shoved two dead rotting squirrels in his pockets. And all he did was pass by, it wasn't like he was hanging out anywhere near me. And I'm not doing a bit here, it's 100% true. He smelled like a neglect case in a bottom-tier nursing home. It was like he stuffed a dead, rotting squirrel in his pocket, then immediately shit his pants.

That's hilarious lol

Im not surprised at all. Was he stuttering?

He just passed by, and he had a whole rock star attitude on him, too, like he was just way too cool to acknowledge anyone who recognized him. And you don't really see a lot of haughty people who smell like that. Or any people who smell like that.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

you sure about that?

No

 

[CapeVerdean Porch Pirate]

Ammonia, dried shit, and Vaseline

 

[JebJoh]

I remember hearing that he flew out to LA with other people from that show and he just kept cutting putrid, rotten egg gassers the whole way there. People who purposely do that should be put on the no fly list and then executed.

Ever smell shuli? It’s like onions and rotting meat gross little bag of shit.