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He probably listened to Matchbox 20 and Savage Garden. Basic faggot.
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I think his avoiding school was just because he didn’t want to wake up in the morning. He’s bitched before about how cruel it is to have kids start school at 8-815 am. He thinks school should start at noon or something stupid. He was a nobody that I don’t think was even bullied - he was so insignificant. The not even having a senior photo really stands out. I’m still not even sure if they let him “walk” with his class since his grades were so bad - that was always the threat - if you didn’t behave / get decent grades you weren’t allowed to go to graduation. Piggy not having friends would see that as a win “wasn’t going anyway, principal child”He’s one of those obnoxious tards though so I think he was fair game. Also, didn’t he have a lot of absences? He was avoiding school for a reason.
That’s why I don’t think he even went to his reunion. Nobody would even notice him while he claims to be the most famous person from his hometown that nobody knows.A total zero. The kind of nobody who, when he walked into a class reunion, everyone asked “Who the hell is that?”
I doubt it, he was from a hick town and their always years behind everything else so late 90s he would be have been listening to spin doctors and candlebox. Maybe sponge.He probably listened to Matchbox 20 and Savage Garden. Basic faggot.
I remember we gave a kid a swirlie in 4th or 5th grade.Swirlies? Did he attend high school inside am '80s comedy movie?
He claims he went to keg parties in the woods. In reality he only heard about them and was never invited.More likely he tattled to a teacher every time they made fun of him.
Is this THE penny eater in the photo?
He was severely overshadowed by his younger brother who was a varsity athlete.
It's not some wispy goatee either, makes him look older than 18 I think. He could probably buy beer for the underclassmen in exchange for touching his wiener
Swirlies? Did he attend high school inside am '80s comedy movie?
I bet that fat guy also tongued his ass
He was on his way to being an Elliot Rodger. Whuhappen???Well looking like 60 year old Penn Jilette doesn’t do anyone favors. No pussy. Friends all fucking losers. Skipping school to play D&D and Goldeneye. He was 100% a proto-incel before we developed that word. Seething at the stacys who pick the chads and not him, the intellectual nice guy.
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