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CQ Beans

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I sell cheap Trump merchandise to this dumb retard up on Long Island. You won’t believe it but he thinks it’s an investment that will be worth millions!
He’s Anthony Cumia’s brother… do you have anything to say to him? I always loved how Joe thought Reddit was some physical clubhouse he could just walk up to and ring the doorbell.
 

Easily_Remembered

This is now Reddit. Don't upset the Cool Kids!
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Tell them to bring back Crystal Pepsi again.
You know, we actually brought it back a few times a couple of years ago.

The first time, we really promoted it heavily, and it was a rousing success. The second time, we told absolutely nobody so when that relaunch failed, they scrapped future plans for it. It was so incredibly frustrating how narrow minded these people can be.

On top of that, it was produced ONLY in a 20 oz single - no 12 packs, no 2 liters, no 16.9 6 packs. Unless you are an avid customer for ridiculously overpriced 20 oz bottles ( which retail for the same price as a 2 liter bottle), you were out of luck. They also set up end caps at places like Dollar General - never considering how nonsensical the notion of buying a warm 20 oz bottle is.

There were plans to bring it back this quarter, but those plans were scrapped. But since Baja Blast was recently made a permanent item, I suspect that Crystal Pepsi will be back soon. I will post as soon as I hear anything. We should have our sales forecast for the next year pretty soon.
 

Easily_Remembered

This is now Reddit. Don't upset the Cool Kids!
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WTF I didn’t know this. Does it taste the same as at Taco Bell? (I have been craving this shit ever since I left the US).
If you plan on getting it, I recommend seeking out the 16 oz single can. I think that all sodas taste better in a can, because otherwise you get that plastic taste.

I suppose a 2 liter might work as well, because then you can pour them into a cup.

Taco Bell's drinks went to shit when they stopped offering styrofoam cups.
 

aRTie02150

STEP OFF!
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You know, we actually brought it back a few times a couple of years ago.

The first time, we really promoted it heavily, and it was a rousing success. The second time, we told absolutely nobody so when that relaunch failed, they scrapped future plans for it. It was so incredibly frustrating how narrow minded these people can be.

On top of that, it was produced ONLY in a 20 oz single - no 12 packs, no 2 liters, no 16.9 6 packs. Unless you are an avid customer for ridiculously overpriced 20 oz bottles ( which retail for the same price as a 2 liter bottle), you were out of luck. They also set up end caps at places like Dollar General - never considering how nonsensical the notion of buying a warm 20 oz bottle is.

There were plans to bring it back this quarter, but those plans were scrapped. But since Baja Blast was recently made a permanent item, I suspect that Crystal Pepsi will be back soon. I will post as soon as I hear anything. We should have our sales forecast for the next year pretty soon.
I remember it being out a few years ago when I was living in Colorado around 2016 or so and was thrilled to see it. I didn't know it came back again afterwards.

I remember the hype behind it when it launched in the 90s and seeing it in the shelves in grocery store is one of my first memories.
 

LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket

A circle of N-words
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I work as a Sales Account Manager in the Vending department of one of the "big two" soda companies.

I also sell shit on eBay and am about to self publish a comic book. It won't make any money whatsoever but it's something I have wanted to accomplish my entire life.
Post pics of your bosses asshole please
 

Torque’sHeadBump

(Voluntarily) torqued boomer
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Tell them to bring back Crystal Pepsi again.
I’ll second that and also ask to also make them bring back the new Coke formula. Always wondered what the big deal was with that shit but it was way before my fawkin time
I work as a Sales Account Manager in the Vending department of one of the "big two" soda companies.

I also sell shit on eBay and am about to self publish a comic book. It won't make any money whatsoever but it's something I have wanted to accomplish my entire life.
 
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