What did I miss?

[BudDickman]

Did you ever go to that wrestling show in Milwaukee and confront Pat? I didn't see bitch tits lactating all over Twitter about cyberterrorists so I guess not.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Oh yeah? What kind of stuff?

1. For some reason hosting a podcast made Dan's ego go out of control. Tony (now @Snake) nipped it in the bud. No more podcast, no more Dan.
2. Piggy built a backward fence on his property, some rascal reported him to the city and Pat faces thousands of dollars in fines if he doesn't fix the situation. As of yesterday he hasn't done anything with it.
3. Piggy still owes Quasi and is fat.

 

[guest]

He had a mental breakdown from the trolling and started doxing everyone who sent him DM's. He even turned again Stu and RobertMewler. So Tony doxed his wife lol.

Lmfao I'll dox myself to him and give him my home #

Only thing is, it's all fair play. If he records me, I record him. I'm willing to give it all up (even the obvious lies/exaggerations I've told on this forum) to hear his.

Yes, I've exaggerated. I've blown shit out proportion to sound like big daddy, but I'm willing to admit that. Is he? My DMs are open... This could be a redemption arc for him...

 

[Raymond]

Brotherman! Brotherman!

I don't mean to sound like a queer but I'm glad that you aren't dead.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

Oh snap, Ricci gif?

Welcome back, brotherman!

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Welcome home nigga

 

[captain_kamala]

If you got four hours to go through this, I recommend it.

https://new.onaforums.net/threads/oh-danny-boy.16733/

i want to throw up every time i see your avatar. you could have used a cuter pic of me.

 

[Jenna]

Just start from the beginning

So 19-year-old (like your girlfriend as last we heard) Jenna Ortega was cast as Wednesday Addams, which also hired Christina to be there to pass the torch and praise her publicly. Christina is stale gum, Ortega is minty and delicious.

The alliance got too powerful and mentally broke Dan. It was a whole thing. They fractured and now Alicia Silverstone has her own alliance. But they needed an enemy. They started taking too much credit, when it was Snake who doxed Dan and drove him off the forums.

So I just decided to start defeating the alliance at every opportunity, mostly to prove to Dan that he let a bunch of dumb Dutch shitposters get under his head. Nobody has been able to figure out how to insult her. One of them (cakehorn?) said she wasn't cute, I said "she isn't cute, really?" and he admitted she is cute. That's how much I'm playing this on easy mode.

See look, it's right there on the New World Ortega Kill List Yay!! at number 7. Renounce the false prophet, for Christina has already embraced Jenna. If you truly love Christina you will kneel alongside her at the alter of Jenna.

Christina Ricci Says Jenna Ortega 'Is Incredible' as Wednesday Addams in Upcoming Series

"It's such a great modern take on Wednesday," Christina Ricci said of Jenna Ortega's performance as Wednesday Addams, more than 30 years after she took on the role herself

people.com

 

[Harry Powell]

Let’s hear about your rehab experience!

Welcome back faggot. Glad to see you

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

You’re not going to believe this…
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but Pat…
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IS FAT!

 

[captain_kamala]

how was sharing a bedroom and having people watch you piss? i don't miss those days

 

[Mike Glyer]

Brotherman! Brotherman!

I don't mean to sound like a queer but I'm glad that you aren't dead.

What is your profile pic from? How did I miss this?

 

[BoringFaggot]

Welcome back!

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Hey Wormy question I had a dream a few nights ago that we were cellmates and when we touched our penises together the heads would light up like ETs finger. Does this mean I’m gay?

 

[Jenna]

Oh yeah Pringle Can Jon died also, for real. Ade's a widow, Annabelle's entire summer is ruined, Patrick doesn't care about his daughter's grief.

Not a bit, we all wish it was.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

In political news, a series of dirty diaper suicide bombings have ravaged the retard containment forum. The survivors envy the casualties.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Let’s see - Pat tried to fix his fence and ended up screwing it all up thanks to him posting it on twitter. Pat hasn’t fixed it even though the city of Milwaukee says he has to.

Dan took himself way too seriously with the dumb podcast and went crazy. He seriously thought he needed 3+ hour shows.

Hilde was a new member of the Fat Pack. He also had a podcast and says in high school the bullies actually peed on him. He was a massive douche and actually said our rascals writing goofy stuff on online obituaries is worse than the actions of child molesters and downplayed any pedo behavior of SFWA members. So basically your typical SFWA member.

PCJ died. All of us felt very sad over the loss of a good man and father none of us ever met.

Pat continues to make a fool of himself on a daily basis but that’s not a surprise. He still owes Quasi.

Pig is still “writing” a hack Tiny Tim novel called Christmas Carnage which sounds like a December WCW pay per view from the early 90s. Currently zero publishers are interested and he says his “agent” will magically be able to sell it once he’s done. Pat has nothing on the horizon career wise.

I posted a picture of myself with Norm MacDonald from 2008 and everyone called me a faggot. Lots of “Nice (blank), stupid”

Think that’s everything.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I posted a picture of myself with Norm MacDonald from 2008 and everyone called me a faggot. Lots of “Nice (blank), stupid”

Think that’s everything.

I did not insult your photo with Norm. Nice generalities, stupid.

People also seem to be leaving out the fact Dan decided to use PCJ’s unfortunate mishap (I was going to use “demise” but thought I’d use a reference, Dan) for his podcast instead of just telling everyone before hand. Real ssssssssssssscumbag move.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I did not insult your photo with Norm. Nice generalities, stupid.

People also seem to be leaving out the fact Dan decided to use PCJ’s unfortunate mishap (I was going to use “demise” but thought I’d use a reference, Dan) for his podcast instead of just telling everyone before hand. Real ssssssssssssscumbag move.

That’s true, you did not but the majority did. But it’s all in good fun. We bust each other’s balls here and unlike Pat we can handle laughing at ourselves.

That was the last straw for me when Dan used PCJ death announcement as a teaser for his dopey YouTube podcast. A good man’s death should not be a “TUNE IN TONIGHT! YOU DONT WANT TO MISS THIS!” He got lost. (show reference, Dan)

 

[Brooke Shields]

there's a Brooke Shields alliance now

it's kinda underground so you may not see it get mentioned too often...