What casino game has best odds of winning?

[Agent Smith]

has better odds to win

It's as close to a fair game as you're going to find in a casino.

Gonna learn how to play

It's a lot of fun. You won't regret it (unless you have a gambling problem).

 

[Professor Rape]

I can't fucking believe sean connery was 31 years old here

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I've always heard that blackjack has the closest to 50/50 odds you can find in a casino. No idea if that's true. Make sure to spit on the floor and punch your Opie pillow if you lose.

I believe this depends on the number of decks and the payouts. Some casinos pay 3:2 on blackjack ($10 wins $15) while others pay 6:5 ($10 wins $12). Haven’t played in years so not sure what is more common but 6:5 is bullshit and I wouldn’t play it

 

[Professor Rape]

Looks easy!

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Craps does but I’m not entirely sure how to play. There’s this roulette system where you just bet colors and keep doubling your bet if you lose so you can make the loss back. It’s literally fool proof. (Don’t actually do that. It’s one of the most common logical fallacies about gambling)

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I can't fucking believe sean connery was 31 years old here

He was also a "bodybuilder" with no fucking muscles lol

 

[Professor Rape]

Baccarat tip I realized...

Always bet on the banker. Because if you bet on the player, and the banker wins, then to hear "banker wins" it'll make you fucking seethe way more. At least "player wins" has a positive sound to it.

 

[Toast]

I put the money in the machine and then push the button. Sometimes money comes back.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I put the money in the machine and then push the button. Sometimes money comes back.

Slot machines are for old ladies wasting their husband’s pension.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I put the money in the machine and then push the button. Sometimes money comes back.

That's how I approach the ATM.

Cashpointe for our European listeners.

 

[Professor Rape]

Slot machines are for old ladies wasting their husband’s pension.

Nobody would play them if not for the pretty colors and sounds, because it has such a small chance of winning. Now baccarat, that don't need no fancy colors. Because I'm gonna WIN!