What candle should I buy an alcoholic with piss yellow teeth?

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The thought of masking the smell of cat piss with a whiskey and tobacco scented candle next to his TV is making me dry heave.
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Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
WHO the FUCK needs a $25 candle? Ever, for any reason?

Ah, what do I know? I'm just a knock around guy. I drink my container a coffee, I finish the job and I go home.
Cheap candles leave soot on your walls and in your lungs, make your eyes burn. And $25 is cheap. Hope your wife never discovers the $700 Cire Trudon candles or the $1500 Dior ones.
 

DrTorqueCarlisi

Defendant/Debtor
Cheap candles leave soot on your walls and in your lungs, make your eyes burn. And $25 is cheap. Hope your wife never discovers the $700 Cire Trudon candles or the $1500 Dior ones.

Wha's some o' them other candles we got?

Vagina...

 
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