What are some subtle signs you might be in a bad neighborhood?

[MilwaukeeStrangler]

Smelling weed as soon as a nigger enters the local convenience store.

It leaving their cars stereo cranked while they run into the store

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Pit bulls in yards

 

[not that Jack Horner]

anyone say lack of sinks yet?

 

[Build Black Better]

It leaving their cars stereo cranked while they run into the store

And full volume gangsta rap at the gas pumps with the doors left open or the windows rolled down. Also vibrating trunk lids that are felt at least a block away.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Floss picks on the ground

 

[Fishing Bird]

Grown man on a kids bike is an obvious one but more subtly the way they pedal. The criminally inclined tend to stand up and pedal hard for about 5 seconds and then sit down and coast instead of the just pedaling at a normal pace.

I gave a girl I liked one of those glass roses in 6th grade because I didn’t know it was for crack.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Shitty cars parked near all brick buildings / houses separated by less than 5 feet.

 

[bantadant]

Lots of satellite dishes in an area means a lot of immigrants that don't speak English live there, so it's usually a shitty area.

Also if you see a pawn shop/check cashing place, liquor store, and a chinese takeout place near each other, that's a sure sign of nigs

 

[Dog Eater]

Piles of chicken bones

I forgot about this. Fucking everywhere.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Smelling weed as soon as a nigger enters the local convenience store.

I'm at my mom's this weekend watching her dog. She lives in a decent part of a shithole town, so you see dirtballs walk by all the time just going from A to B. I was walking the dogs yesterday morning and some guy walked by smoking a joint. All I could think is that the guy was a fucking shameless loser. I smoke weed and it's legal here or whatever but you still never see someone just walking down the sidewalk in a neighborhood puffing on a joint. He also started doing some tough guy strut walk when he saw me, which is enough to make me want to beat the fuck out of somebody anyways. I just shook my head at the guy. I realize I'm probably the faggot here but if it were a teenage kid doing that shit, I'd get it. This was like a 40 year old man dressed like a 2004 wigger.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Shitty cars parked near all brick buildings / houses separated by less than 5 feet.

Lol I remember going to the "rich kids" houses in elementary school and they all lived in a subdivision like this where if you looked out most of the windows in the house, you were looking into the neighbor's window. I don't know why anyone would want to live like that.

 

[Cumiace]

Bespoke handrails built by basketball-Americans with plumbing parts liberated from a nearby construction site

 

[The Shah of Iran]

There's a hotel halfway down the street from me that houses illegal immigrants for underpaid labour and one morning on my way to work there were police vans running the length of the street and an armed response unit at their door (which is kinda serious here since guns are illegal and the police don't carry them). Only time in my life I've seen a real riot shield. They don't even say POLICE or nothin' just a big bit of plastic. Lousy SNP.

Edit - also some of the first things I here when I step out the gate are quite good too. My favourite was a jakie a few years back, screaming into his phone "YA DINNAE UNDERSTAND SHARON, THERE IS NO FAMILY IT'S OVER!". You know your day's going to be a cracker

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Bespoke handrails built by basketball-Americans with plumbing parts liberated from a nearby construction site
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That's honestly so fucking embarrassing and easy to remedy. Build a fucking handrail, Pat. You'll fuck it up, but it'll be better than this. Also, take the lattice off your deck. It universally looks like hillbilly shit.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Restaurants that have bulletproof glass. Overgrown grass or abundance of trash on city property. Bars on residential windows. Niggers. Non-functioning street lights or traffic lights. No street signs. Chain drug stores or restaurants that have security guards.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Those plastic cigarettes filters or whatever they are littered all over there street

 

[guest]

Those plastic cigarettes filters or whatever they are littered all over there street

you mean black and mild tips?

 

[guest]

you mean black and mild tips?

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Or when you see the tobacco "guts" all over the ground after the brothas emptied one out to make a blunt. Nice smoking $20 worth of weed in the least efficient way possible, stupids.

 

[Imager]

Rosco's Chicken and Waffles in LA has a security guard standing outside, even at 9am.

 

[guest]

Or when you see the tobacco "guts" all over the ground after the brothas emptied one out to make a blunt. Nice smoking $20 worth of weed in the least efficient way possible, stupids.

i cant say shit i used to smoke dutch masters.