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What are some popular TV shows/movies you've never watched?

Jims_Maroon_Pants

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I feel bad for anyone watching The Last of Us because while the gameplay is great, the story goes to absolute shit in the 2nd game and the ending is fucking retarded and makes the whole game a waste of time. If they end the series where the 2nd game ends, it could go down as one of the worst finales of all time.
What happens in the end? Do they lezz out instead of revenge killing?
 

Cuphead

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What happens in the end? Do they lezz out instead of revenge killing?
After spending the whole game killing her crew, you finally find the girl who killed Joel (main character from the first game) then when you finally have the chance to kill her after getting your finger bit off, you decide "killing is bad" and let her live and then go home to find your dyke wife has abandoned you. The end.
 

Not Child.

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I got into it and it angered me for wasting my time...every episode a cliffhanger but nothing ever concluded or cemented. No special effects, just dialogue. Mulder had no charisma, and they tried really hard to make David Duchovny some "leading man" type in the late 90s/early 00's...he always just looked like a slightly alpha Bill Maher, could never take him seriously. Gillian Anderson with her bugged out eyes never doing anything also frustrated me.
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

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After spending the whole game killing her crew, you finally find the girl who killed Joel (main character from the first game) then when you finally have the chance to kill her after getting your finger bit off, you decide "killing is bad" and let her live and then go home to find your dyke wife has abandoned you. The end.
Jesus Christ hahaha
 

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  • Brokeback Mountain - I had two dipshits at work whisper to me 'Did you see it?' See what? [looks around to make sure no one was listening] 'Brokeback Mountain, I saw it...' pathetic, couldn't give a fuck about homo-cowboys
  • Black Panther - meh, maybe if the african ladies were realistically topless with huge jugs...
  • Game of Thrones - no interest in wizards/dragons etc but I also heard when it first started there was no ending cause the books weren't written, b-cup titties and midgets, not my thing really
  • Nip/Tuck - thought it was gay crap, have heard nothing but good things since, would give a try
  • True Blood - as above
  • Mad Men and Breaking Bad - will see when I'm old and tired
 

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Didn't see sopranos when it went out. Started it maybe 6 years ago. Just didn't have the motivation to watch so many episodes. Bailed after 5. Wasn't great.

The wire. Can't be bothered.

Marvel films I guess I saw iron man as it was new and novel but I have no interest in watching dozens of films or series of it. I didn't grow up as a comic book faggot and anyone who did did so in secret.

Fast and the furious. I have at least one brain cell.

Mas men never watched it. Might so one day I guess.
 

nasty twp

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Breaking Bad was mostly awful after season 1 so I didn't even bother.

One of the EngLit nerd girls in one of my Uni houses was obsessed with getting me to watch and enjoy Breaking Bad (you’d think a student of classic literature might have better taste, she may as well have binged SOA)

She was nice enough I suppose, for a depressive Daria-like weirdo who’d never cut her nails or washed her clothes often enough, and clearly had never been noticed nor had love from anyone in her life. She couldn’t cook and wasn’t on top of cleaning, though, and that bothered me enough to bring random men home every chance I got, just to get her back for having to scrub her saucepans.

After one too many times where I’d woken her up by shagging my trick of the week (getting shagged by him, really, who’s counting), I ended up feeling guilty and so sorry for her that I caved and watched a few episodes on one quiet night in to rest my hole. I still want my two hours and dignity back, as well as my tuition fee payments for that pointless BA.

Afaik she now works managing a CEX (used DVD & video game trading outlet) somewhere up North, in her 30s. Sort of like a sadder and less amusing contemporary Clerks situation.
 

Gay Faggot.

So so so so…speech uh-makes you uh-lacist????
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Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, almost all of the Marvel stuff.
Minus lord of the rings, because I was around 12 I think when the last one came out. I had read the books before. At 8. The amount of faggotry with grown adults thinking this nerd dork shit is intellectually engaging is enraging. Find a woman who doesn’t love one of these bullshit franchises, I implore you. That should tell everyone everything.
 

Uncle Floyd

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Havent seen a lot of the ones already mentioned, but I'll add a few more: Parks and Rec, Yellowstone, White Lotus and Bojack Horseman.

None of the streaming exclusives, either, like, Barry, Ted Lasso, or Severance.

I DO watch Reacher because I'm a closet fag for bad writing, awful dialogue and muscley men killing dudes.
 
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