What are some hilarious bills that Trump should propose to make the libs seethe even more?

[Turk February]

ENOUGH ABOUT THE GEESE!

Honk honk. Motherfucker. Fuck Trudeau.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Putting Rogan on the $5 bill would be amusing.

PFG bit. Put Shapiro on the 10 and Elliot Rodgers on the 20

 

[Voscabulary]

ENOUGH ABOUT THE GEESE!

is 'geese' ever used as a racial slur? it sounds like it could be

 

[Turk February]

is 'geese' ever used as a racial slur? it sounds like it could be

I think the residents of Waterloo, Ontario should be called geese as an insult. They just can't solve their goose problem.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Some hilarious Bills he could propose? How about Clinton!

I’m killing here

I like unhinged sue.

 

[Sue Lightning]

I like unhinged sue.

Lot less words to be honest witcha.

 

[Turk February]

@BonnieMcFarlaneMe2 car crashes me. . I will have my revenge. I know the ancient oriental art of karate. Will fucking smash your face into a urinal next time you're at a truck stop.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Legalize rape, but only for white landowners. Criminalize Chinese ancestry. Reparations for blacks in the form of a gift certificate for one(1) McFish sandwich at participating McDonald's restaurants.

 

[Turk February]

Legalize rape, but only for white landowners. Criminalize Chinese ancestry. Reparations for blacks in the form of a gift certificate for one(1) McFish sandwich at participating McDonald's restaurants.

Omg Canada would benefit so much if Trump just banned all Chinese. We love those fuckers and know how to take advantage of them.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

a urinal next time you're at a truck stop.

Glad to see you finally got a job as a glory hole queen.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Any illegals in country must be shipped into the wealthiest neighborhoods to live.
All celebrities that endorse illegals must house 10 or more for one year.
Repeal gay pride month and Juneteenth (I fucking hate that I'm forced to use ebonics)
Make it illegal for trannies to change their sex on all documents. They can still wear a skirt and change their names to Apollonia or whatever but they need to know they are still men.
Your sexual orientation must remain private, if you declare it in an office environment or any learning center you're deported to a random country.
Telling your friends or being a fag on your own time is fine.
On a serious note, I have a friend who seriously said today that he thinks Trump will ban gay marriage lol he's a homosex btw

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

@BonnieMcFarlaneMe2 car crashes me. . I will have my revenge. I know the ancient oriental art of karate. Will fucking smash your face into a urinal next time you're at a truck stop.

You’re going to have a fake black mannequin hand under your dogi.

 

[Turk February]

Glad to see you finally got a job as a glory hole queen.

I suck cock wherever I please. What are you, gay?

 

[Turk February]

I look at the window one dark night, see a reflection of myself as lights glimmer far away, "perhaps I'm a gay" I think to myself, "perish the thought, we must suck a cock as is a straight man's job" I tell myself in retort.

 

[StlakerFatti]

i have a lot of serious and critically important proposals that need to be implemented as soon as possible, but i don't want outsiders to get the inference that this forum is antisemitic

 

[AntSucks]

Prostitution is legal everywhere, with full protections, a security detail and access to healthcare but they need to legally change their name to either Taylor Swift or Michelle Obama, or another pre-approved name.

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

Everything the Democrats promised just to make them seethe

 

[TorpidSloth]

Make it illegal for fast food joints to cook their fries in anything other than "beautiful beef tallow."

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Make it illegal for fast food joints to cook their fries in anything other than "beautiful beef tallow."

I assume this would make them taste better but how does it own the libs?

 

[Jenna]

Federal mandate on any unnatural hair dye. Blue, pink, purple, green, you name it. If God wanted us to have turquoise hair than he would have bestowed it on us.