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You're just saying that because you're not perfect.Slight imperfections make a bitch hotter
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You're just saying that because you're not perfect.Slight imperfections make a bitch hotter
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Nice dutch paint boy look, stupid.
I was around 6 when this movie would air on HBO. Even then she made me feel a certain way.The original Italian goddess. She was still fuckable until she was almost 60.
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Nice self-esteem, stupid.The top tier glamour model / movie stars are too attractive to have any horny lust for. It’s like I can admire a painting but I don’t want to fuck it.
To have that urge they’ve got to be, not attainable because that’s delusional but kind of attainable, someone you could conceivably hook up with at a bar. If I was a really attractive man and the top level were my level, maybe I’d think differently.
Throw my hat in the Eliza Dushku ring, absolutely gorgeous. Prime Heather Graham would be my honorable mention. I made a Shannon Elizabeth thread last week and should have saved it for this shitoh, I got 2 honorable mentions,
1. Eliza Dushku
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and, more controversially
2. Mila Kunis
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Yes. Also Jessica Alba during Dark Angel.Shannon Elizabeth
The first time I watched Jackie Brown I got an erection looking at her.
That bitch is so ugly, I can't even imagine how hideous the real one is. We all saw the fuggo you tried to claim looked just like Ramona Flowers.
But yo, tell us more about how you're so ugly and unwanted that you can only fantasize about "attainable" celebrities. That's hysterical to me. Do you masturbate to ugly porn stars too?
She is vile. The fucking nerve of those hollywood heebs to try and replace PRIME Katie Holmes with this fucking thing. I'll never get over it.that reminds me, they cast maggie gyllenhall as some sort of sex symbol in dark knight, porcine looking cunt.
I wonder why, oh yea, it took 2 seconds to figure out. they have christopher nolan by the balls
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That bitch is so ugly, I can't even imagine how hideous the real one is. We all saw the fuggo you tried to claim looked just like Ramona Flowers.
But yo, tell us more about how you're so ugly and unwanted that you can only fantasize about "attainable" celebrities. That's hysterical to me. Do you masturbate to ugly porn stars too?
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