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No, I’m not a lesbian, child.Wordy pretentious asshole.View attachment 143634
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No, I’m not a lesbian, child.Wordy pretentious asshole.View attachment 143634
I fucking hate anyone who uses profanity in public to look like a badass.
One thing is to write it on a forum but as a dedication? fucking asshole
Exactly. There's a time and a place for it. Redditors are perpetual adolescents so they think cursing/talking about sex is rebellious and edgy, they're into childish nonsense like Star Wars and superhero movies, etc.I fucking hate anyone who uses profanity in public to look like a badass.
One thing is to write it on a forum but as a dedication? fucking asshole
I just wiped down my phone screen because of it. At least the editing and typesetting matches the quality of the writing.Never noticed the errant period. His dyslexic editor really is a boob
Did this retard start a sentence with a period?
Not fat by any medical standard, child.
Maybe some of this friends with questionable predilections took this to heart. It's not that much of a stretch, as that's probably half his readership right there. And those are just the ones that we know about.
Not in debt by any pecuniary standard, child.Not fat by any medical standard, child.
...and Ade had Jon's 12.Jon had Ade’s six ifyuknowhatimean.![]()
Should have bought it and quietly destroyed it. He wouldn't have got any cash and you would be supporting a local business.I found one of his books at my local used bookstore but I couldn’t think of anything funny to do with it so I just put it back.
Never use them, stlaker. Never need to.His sentence fragments really annoy me too. It's one thing to have an interjection here or there. Patrick litters his prose with more non-sentences and fragments than any "professional" writer I've ever seen.
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