What a fag

[The Talking Dead]

 

[Honey Badger]

Never noticed the errant period. His dyslexic editor really is a boob

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Boooooo!

Patrick thinks everyone is like him, spending their free time being belligerent to strangers to save the world. "This book is for everyone who's a fat layabout" would be more succinct.

 

[Random username]

Drivel.

 

[DominusOdium]

Who would keep reading beyond this point?

Apparently not many.

 

[DooDooBrown]

I found one of his books at my local used bookstore but I couldn’t think of anything funny to do with it so I just put it back.

 

[SFWA liaison]

So rebellious to parrot mainstream cat lady opinions that corporations find agreeable. How brave.

Pay child support, dipshit.

 

[CuntFucker .]

Get fucked in your six, Pat

 

[HoraceStanker]

"I've got your six" is a term often used in military or law enforcement contexts. It means "I've got your back," and it refers to providing support, protection, or watching out for someone.

You know, like his wife. He does all that for her.

 

[More Worser]

Imagine being so pathetically devoid of personality that you use Reddit culture (your six; I’m a crankypants but not toxically masculine; being a rebel (read: obstinate contrarian for the sake of being contrary)).

 

[More Worser]

"I've got your six" is a term often used in military or law enforcement contexts. It means "I've got your back," and it refers to providing support, protection, or watching out for someone.

You know, like his wife. He does all that for her.

It is, but contemporary faggots like him got it from Reddit.

P.s. you sly dog

 

[firstimelongtime]

I found one of his books at my local used bookstore but I couldn’t think of anything funny to do with it so I just put it back.

The only reasonable response is to return with a "payquasi.lol" business card and insert it as a bookmark. I mean, if it's still there. Which it most certainly will be.

 

[King of OnAForums]

"I've got your six and I'm really fucking cranky" sounds like something a sassy fag would say in the bathroom of a gay bar. It just sounds like something a flaming homosexual man would say.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

That “Long fight ahead” sentence fragment really annoys me. Were you feeling even fatter and more slovenly that day, you fat bum?

 

[Cumtown Fags]

That “Long fight ahead” sentence fragment really annoys me. Were you feeling even fatter and more slovenly that day, you fat bum?

His sentence fragments really annoy me too. It's one thing to have an interjection here or there. Patrick litters his prose with more non-sentences and fragments than any "professional" writer I've ever seen.

 

[Hudson]

Wordy pretentious asshole.

 

[Lard Glug]

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Not to mention fat.

 

[guest]

Nice cliché-ridden bullshit, you fucking fat idiot.

 

[Will Tate]

"I've got your six and I'm really fucking cranky" sounds like something a sassy fag would say in the bathroom of a gay bar.

Or the sauna at a gym.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Be a useless fat faggot nothing like me, child.