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Pat_Torque_Monday

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You realize that's him claiming we're idiots for doing this. An unemployable bum detailing the minutiae of his poverty life thinks we're idiots for responding to his retardation with comedy. This was standard fare saying of course my kids are stupid because I am, this is coming from a genetic blackhole that can't hold a job and raise children. He never has any good replies, the closest to good was the stroke one about my typos, this one was funny only because of the irony of this fat waste mocking anybody's genetics.
It was that rarest of things, a witty reply from Pat. It had less to do with him being in any way funny and more to do with that set up line you absolutely gifted him which even he couldn't fuck up. Don't worry CC the running score still has you several thousand zings ahead at this point.
 

kingship75

My huge-cocked pal stole my wife and PUPPIES!
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It was that rarest of things, a witty reply from Pat. It had less to do with him being in any way funny and more to do with that set up line you absolutely gifted him which even he couldn't fuck up. Don't worry CC the running score still has you several thousand zings ahead at this point.
Boomia is the Harlem Globetrotters. Pig is the Washington Generals.
 

Faggot Boqposter

The Alawite Assassin
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Here’s what will happen stlaker. The police will show up and you will be arrested with force used commensurate to your offences. Then, after you are convicted of your gross crimes including death threats, swatting, illegal impersonation, dead naming, and felony transphobia you will spend the rest of your days in prison. At that point your idiot children will become my property and I will trade them to the SFWA for a Hugo award and book deal. Wait quietly for the knock, stlaker.

-Patrick, probably.
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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Hes got fat fantasies in his head with us on the ground with bags on our heads like that gay patriot front glowop the other week. Hes then granted the opportunity to pull the hood off of each one of us, one by one, staring at us shaking his head and occasionally yelling “have fun with bubba atalker!”
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Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Hes got fat fantasies in his head with us on the ground with bags on our heads like that gay patriot front glowop the other week. Hes then granted the opportunity to pull the hood off of each one of us, one by one, staring at us shaking his head and occasionally yelling “have fun with bubba atalker!”
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Some of these clowns tried to do a march near me a few months ago. Ended up being like 5-6 people on a overpass with a banner during one of the hottest days on record.
 

Pat the Simp

If I ever do any see of them...
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Seems like one of pigs ball washers is reading the forums. Screen capped @Shane Gillis post from the Worldcon thread. [URL]https://new.onaforums.net/threads/worldcon-we-got-lost.21613/post-463629[/URL]
They all read it. It’s hilarious when they post something like this thinking they’ve got a real scoop. It’s a publicly viewable website, stupid. We all know you all are reading it, we don’t care.
 

Will Tate

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Hi there, kimbalkinnison. Since you're here taking screenshots, here's one of Pat showing that he is a true ally to the LGBTQ+ community by letting a gay friend jerk him off. It doesn't bother him that the hand stroking his rigid erect penis doesn't belong to a woman, and I for one applaud him for being able to put his money where his mouth is.

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Libby Son Of Loin

WACTIONABLY WEATENING S-S-SUE WIGHTNING
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