We’re getting at least 35 years in prison…

[Duxbury Dave]

Please no one Tweet this to Shane Nokes. We need to let sleeping dogs lie when it comes to Shane Nokes. We do not need Shane Nokes re-engaging with this board.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Please no one Tweet this to Shane Nokes. We need to let sleeping dogs lie when it comes to Shane Nokes. We do not need Shane Nokes re-engaging with this board.

Isn't Shane Nokes a pedophile? I thought I read that.

 

[captain_kamala]

We're down to only 1 fb profile pic now, for those keeping track

Hey you enormous toothy cunt you should try crack maybe then you could drop some pounds and your man would give you as much attention as he gives me
Either that, gastric bypass, or suicide. Your choice.

 

[captain_kamala]

Pussy tongue long like a beach towel

 

[DiarrheaDick]

We're down to only 1 fb profile pic now, for those keeping track

Hey you enormous toothy cunt you should try crack maybe then you could drop some pounds and your man would give you as much attention as he gives me
Either that, gastric bypass, or suicide. Your choice.

Nice bay window curtain jacket, stupid.

 

[Момент Силышенко]

How many second hand couches had to die to shroud the double gunt?

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

He got too big for the show. *sniff*

 

[Jenna]

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He got too big for the show. *sniff*

We get em on the way up and the way down. Remember Jack Black? What movie was he in here promoting with Tom Hanks' kid?

 

[NoBacon]

That’s a lot of new people for agent Nokes to put away for life, I believe he will still do it.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

We get em on the way up and the way down. Remember Jack Black? What movie was he in here promoting with Tom Hanks' kid?

Orange County... sad I know the answer to that rhetorical question.

 

[Jenna]

Was this one of ours originally? I must have missed it.

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

I hope this brings him back out of retirement. While the Dan and Muhammed posting has been going strong, Patposting has been dead for like what 48 hours? We need Shane to come give us the next crack hit. We running out of content for this week's NPS. We've only got material for like, 4.5 hrs

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Hey Shane:

It took Pat's thread well over a year to even reach 10 pages. The Kiwis only started giving a fuck about him after he filed his dumb lawsuit. Speaking of which, here is the future you've chosen:

@admin, I wouldn't even bother with waiting until this thread reaches 99 pages, lock it now. Shane isn't worth it.

 

[NoBacon]

When he first appeared making his outlandish threats he clearly heard rock music in his head, thinking he was introducing himself as some kind of terrifying John Wick character.

Now he’s kiwifarms lolcow famous for being a big fat retard and loser days later.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Hey Shane:

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It took Pat's thread well over a year to even reach 10 pages. The Kiwis only started giving a fuck about him after he filed his dumb lawsuit. Speaking of which, here is the future you've chosen:

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@admin, I wouldn't even bother with waiting until this thread reaches 99 pages, lock it now. Shane isn't worth it.

let the KF clean up crew have our sloppy seconds like usual

 

[guest]

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Was this one of ours originally? I must have missed it.

The Fey-Team

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

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Was this one of ours originally? I must have missed it.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Finally got a chance to go through some of his kiwi thread ( about half way). They are stoaked to have him. Some of his old posts from 10 years ago are the same posts he still uses today. Talking about " Me and my fiancee are just sitting here laughing at you". He said the same thing but with his girlfriend last week. Like they bond around laughing at getting trolled and he has been doing it in both his relationships like its totally normal and believable. I bet he switched to one of his other alt accounts to get his fix until the heat dies down on his main. He got awful quiet now that he has some new fans at the farms.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

This guy sucks. Let the Kiwifags have him. He's their kind of lolcow anyway - boring, not worth trolling, a reflection of who they are.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

This guy sucks. Let the Kiwifags have him. He's their kind of lolcow anyway - boring, not worth trolling, a reflection of who they are.

He got spooked back into just posting about star trek. Really knocked him down a peg, if only for a few days.