We’re getting at least 35 years in prison…

[Will Tate]

He’s lurking again!
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Hi, Shane, you you still have the butter knife you were raped with as a child? Like a souvenir?

 

[Jenna]

You think a $1100 VIP ticket to a Star Trek convention is impressive? Wait til you hear how much Patrick pays for a waterproof phone.

 

[SFWA liaison]

I suspect that Shane's neuromuscular issues and obesity prevent him from satisfying his girlfriend's sexual needs. He says he can't sign his name on a piece of paper without getting tired so intercourse must be extremely difficult. Hopefully she has some Africaan American men to take care of that.

 

[guest]

He’s lurking again!
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Fuck, we’re dealing with a gold VIP member here. Pack it in, boys.

 

[Hudson]

This was two days and several spurge outs ago. He's panicking because his threats and bluffing weren't taken seriously by the wacky funsters.

I'm beginnin' to think this Shane fellow is full of beans.

 

[guest]

This was two days and several spurge outs ago. He's panicking because his threats and bluffing weren't taken seriously by the wacky funsters.

I'm beginnin' to think this Shane fellow is full of beans. View attachment 103668

WE'RE STILL WONDERING SHANE

 

[LongIslandchomper]

I like how he's replying to posters on here, but doing it on twitter. How utterly insane he must look to the followers who haven't muted him yet.

 

[guest]

This was two days and several spurge outs ago. He's panicking because his threats and bluffing weren't taken seriously by the wacky funsters.

I'm beginnin' to think this Shane fellow is full of beans. View attachment 103668

So are we back to waiting quietly for the knock?

 

[Cuphead]

48 hours later and this thread is still booming

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Everyone is fucking with us and one step ahead according to the fat loser

 

[Turk February]

I like how he's replying to posters on here, but doing it on twitter. How utterly insane he must look to the followers who haven't muted him yet.

Are you hinting that the higher ups should invite him to do an AMA on here?

 

[Meownaw]

48 hours later and this thread is still booming

So is the ground his hog wife and him trod on. Get it? They are fat slobs. Haaammmmmmburger.

 

[Will Tate]

Everyone is fucking with us and one step ahead according to the fat loser
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Nice text to your gunt-bearing beast of a girlfriend and not your ex, stupid.
I'm just gonna come out and say it, I don't think this Shane fella's entirely a straight-shooter.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Nice text to your gunt-bearing beast of a girlfriend and not your ex, stupid.
I'm just gonna come out and say it, I don't think this Shane fella's entirely a straight-shooter.

Even his fat wife is tired of the shit he gets himself into

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

Shane says we’re all pedos
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The only good pedo is one no longer amongst the living

SHOTS FIRED AT PATRICK TOMLINSON AND PAUL "TINKLE TOES" WEIMER

 

[SFWA liaison]

getting a three letter response to a bunch of paragraphs whining is ON PURPOSE I'm sorry you're too stupid to understand this

"everyone in my life knows I'm a spastic retard online to cope about being a powerless emasculated cripple" another huge W for Shane

 

[guest]

Shane, it doesn't matter if you spent 30 bucks, 1100 or 50,000 to get the package where C3P0 gives you a rimjob, it's still a fucking Star Wars convention and everyone who goes to it is a loser.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Shane, it doesn't matter if you spent 30 bucks, 1100 or 50,000 to get the package where C3P0 gives you a rimjob, it's still a fucking Star Wars convention and everyone who goes to it is a loser.

Plus it’s pretty pathetic to brag about spending 1100 on something as frivolous as a Star Trek convention but have to beg for money online for basic expenses.

 

[Hudson]

Oh please.... Your shit aint been tight since the butter knife incident.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

getting a three letter response to a bunch of paragraphs whining is ON PURPOSE I'm sorry you're too stupid to understand this

"everyone in my life knows I'm a spastic retard online to cope about being a powerless emasculated cripple" another huge W for Shane

His great big fat person wife is gross but I’m sure she at least has a job while her fat retard schizo sits all home all day being a bum. I’m sure he texts her all kind of inane bullshit just for her to give one word answers. This guy might be worse than Pat when it comes to be starved for attention.