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JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

Grand Cyclops of the Digital Ku Klux Klan
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I'm trying to craft one about the babysitter not knowing what butter is so she thought a butter knife's sole purpose is to be stuck in someone's butt.
can always shop the poster for Adventures in Babysitting so elizabeth shue is holding a big spoon. he really doesn't understand this place if he is lobbing softballs like this. Even Joe Cumia didn't lob it in underhand THAT much
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

Joe's Geek Squad Technician
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Does his LinkedIn list his educational background? The way he calls everyone he doesn’t like stupid illiterate Incel morons makes me think he either went somewhere shitty or didn’t finish a 4 year degree. He’s very insecure about himself so he’s protecting like he’s the most brilliant person ever.
He just can't call people retards and fags on Twitter
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

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It is kind of Opie like. Although I will say, to Gregorys credit, his tweets and social media comments are usually pretty short.
maybe i'm drunk but this crazy faggot could turn it around. he could be funny to have around. Shane, make an account, you're already commenting on everything here. Just come into the studio and confront us directly and I think people here will respect you for it. Or if you wanna just leave it then these nuts will lose interest and it'll be over. just don't try to big time and be another pat. I feel for you and your butthole being violated and all that, which might explain some of your quirks, there's some weird cunts here. Or just keep trying to beat the trolls and see where that gets you.
 

Prince Bvstin

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Healthy At Every Size (HAES) rationalization lays its claim on another soul:
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She already had her first heart attack years ago. "Random" blood clot caused a heart attack of a previously super healthy heart; her immune system since became compromised.
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Hey, dipshit fuckface, instead of earning achievements on XBox all day every day, you exert the minimal effort toward saving your wife's life?
Is that Sam Kinnison?
 

SFWA liaison

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"Mr Nokes the results are in, you're retarded"

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"I'm retired!"
 
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Day 2 of my Jason Nokes defense strategy:

(I have taken advice and decided a Linux based platform should nullify his Microsoft credentials)

I have fully installed Red Hat Linux, recommended by Zer0cool on IRC, who sometimes feels sad, but I had another window open
I have downloaded Portscanner 2.0, running it from the bash prompt as directed. No C:\ prompt cuckoldry here.
I left it running all night which is possible due to Linux' superior uptime. Haha, suck it windows n00bs

#./portscanner2 -target Jason Nokes -all IPs​
#..processing​
#..processing​
#...found 1 vulnerability: Stairs​
#...found 1 honeypot: Eaten​
#...found 1 backdoor: Unwashed​

Will report back tomorrow boys.
Kali, Parrot, or BlackArch are the Linux distros of choice for today's leet haxors. Zerocool's mom must have bought him a 'puter for Christmas.
 

SFWA liaison

Heidi Hildeman customer
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Has he even tried to defend her honor? You'd think a big tough internet guy would bristle at having his beloved refered to as a beast, a hog, a horse and a "fat retard". Are they even still together?
he's busy defending his work in Fable 2, much more important than his girlfriend being called a smelly hippo with a hairy asshole
 
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I've done some digging and it turns out that Shane Nokes actually swallowed his girlfriend in one bite during an argument over who ate the last gallon of ice cream. Disturbing stuff. Don't try to fact check me - I had to sign an NDA to get this information.
 

DiarrheaDick

She's takin' a shit right into a glass!
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I've done some digging and it turns out that Shane Nokes actually swallowed his girlfriend in one bite during an argument over who ate the last gallon of ice cream. Disturbing stuff. Don't try to fact check me - I had to sign an NDA to get this information.
I love how I've been hanging on until around page 45, and this was the first post that came up once I skipped to the end of the thread.
 

FranksWirecutters

Glow nigger. Got any of those IPs for me?
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He really did flame out pretty quick. I had hoped he'd be more interesting.

Serious question though. For his wife to let herself get that fat she had to have been molested by a relative, right? Maybe the knife in the ass story was about her. Or maybe he was just sharing that they have a dedicated knife he uses to chisel her ass clean once a week. Just asking question here.
 
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