We’re getting at least 35 years in prison…

[Meownaw]

Hey Shane, I'm going to chop your wife's breasts off with a meat cleaver, then sodomize her with a cactus - in Halo 3 obviously

These dummies think there are meat cleavers and cactuses in Halo 3 .

Him probably

 

[captain_kamala]

I'm probably gonna head over to Mar a Lago after work and wave flags with the white folks the police will never find me there

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Close but instead of fish nets they'd be whale nets.

That fat bitch makes her lingerie out of baleen

 

[Caverlock]

Healthy At Every Size (HAES) rationalization lays its claim on another soul:

She already had her first heart attack years ago. "Random" blood clot caused a heart attack of a previously super healthy heart; her immune system since became compromised.


Hey, dipshit fuckface, instead of earning achievements on XBox all day every day, you exert the minimal effort toward saving your wife's life?

 

[swole_edging_llc]

Fatso is back to pounding Mountain Dews

 

[guest]

I'd be yawning all day too if I was up all night fighting cyber terrorism and then had six hours of sleep apnea before waking up to do it all over again.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Isn't "Shane Nokes" the name of the pedophile played by Kevin Bacon in Sleepers? Coincidence?

Sean nokes was the character. But quite a coincidence

 

[SFWA liaison]

just woke up and is already * yawning *

do something better than say "it's funny" this hippo is lazy even at his own delusion

he was only gone for 5 hours so probably got awaken by apnea, had a little mid-sleep snack and will go back to bed for a few hours

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

WWAW this guy making Pat look normal

This guy makes Pat look like a successful author, marathon runner and actual tough guy who drives a sweet ride and has a 10 for a wife.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

So this guy worked for the FBI, CIA and the secret service??

It's time to pack up our end nodes, folks. We bit off more than we can chew this time

Local police as well!

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

He might be mentally ill, I don’t know. Lord knows I am. But I don’t think he actually believes what he is saying, which is why he keeps throwing up smokescreens like the NDA’s that he supposedly signed and that his engagement is low on purpose because he’s a secret agent and they are famous for low engagement on social media for reasons of secrecy.

People who believe their delusions generally don’t set up excuses that explain why they aren’t true. Not on social media, anyway.

Yup he knows he's lying he's just a larper

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Healthy At Every Size (HAES) rationalization lays its claim on another soul:
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Hey, dipshit fuckface, instead of earning achievements on XBox all day every day, you exert the minimal effort toward saving your wife's life?

“Cuppycake”?

You really shouldn’t.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

That’s my favorite “there’s no record of me working for the FBI, CIA, and Secret Service because I was on super confidential top secret assignments that I signed NDA’s for but I’ll tell any stranger on the internet about it to make myself sound important!”

I bet with Microsoft he signed an NDA because he did work related to video games and took that as he’s very important and doing top secret work for the government. I work in banking and I’ve signed plenty of NDA’s and it’s pretty common. This is like someone working in an anti-money laundering bank position and telling people you personally put away international terrorists when all you do is mark something suspicious and send a generic report.

I had to sign an NDA when I worked for photon back in the 80s. That's laser tag people...laser tag!

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I worked at an Amazon warehouse as a temp and had to sign an NDA back in college. It’s not that big of a deal.

 

[guest]

WWAWD not feeling bad for losers like this? Cultivate a personality and maybe you won't have to lie and squeal for attention, cunt. You can even be an asshole as long as you're funny about it and don't sperg on people. Big blubbery softhand wretch.

 

[guest]

You probably don't want to be raising your blood pressure with THC concentrates when you're this fucking fat and you're just setting yourself up for the munchies. Explains why she's so slothful and has a vein bigger than my cock on her forehead.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Fatso is back to pounding Mountain Dews
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I thought he said he was low engagement
Just like someone else is brief

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Seems like this Stan guy is a fat fucking retard. A pedophile too.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

He said we’re getting 35 years. I’d get time over here in Australia. They might reopen Fremantle or Boggo Road and give me hard labour. I don’t know if Shane Nokes knows that prison here in Australia is a resort thanks to the Labor Party. It’s like going on a Disney Cruise for years. Hell they even have a footy league for prisoners over here in Brisbane.

Straight to H Division, Pentridge, stlaker

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pile of dung? WIFE BEAST SHITS!