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Some of the shit he says is so absurd he has to be laughing himself while typing it.


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I don't know what he meant to say here, but this literally means the stlaker is never going anywhere ever again unless that somewhere is prison. Like he's not going to the corner store for smokes, he's not going to work, he's not going outside for any reason. He's not even going to the police station once arrested or court once arraigned - just straight to prison and only to prison.

No stlaker, you may not go downstairs to open the door to let the police in to arrest you. You must stay right there at your computer and wait for them to break down the door and come upstairs to take you to prison.
No, you may not go to the bathroom or go to bed while you wait - you must remain awake in your soiled underpants until the authorities arrive. Only to prison.
 
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