Were any of you in sped classes growing up?

[Meownaw]

Even my signature is ever changing trash every time I write it.

Mine does this too. I think it's retardation.

 

[DMAN]

In elementary school they would take kids from the class to the corner table with a special teacher where they did weird "feeeeelings" talks, probably trying to see which kids were retarded. I got invited one time to the table and never again. I tell myself that they cleared me as a non-retard to cope with not being able to skip class in the cool table.

 

[More Worser]

As a junior and senior I didn’t want to have to do PE so I told the school I had a knee injury and that I needed to be in special ed PE. There were no retards in the class, just stoners and kids who actually had real knee problems, and a few girls. We used to just goof around, the teacher lady was really nice. Then a 25-year-old college student who was getting her hours in for her teaching credential became our teacher for a semester. Long story short, I started riding my 10 speed over to her apartment and fucking her. I thought I was hot shit for banging a teacher, and for being sexually active in the first place, but I told no one, mostly because I was embarrassed that she was “so old.”

She told me on more than one occasion that I should move to Las Vegas because you can make a lot of money there in a short time. She was very specific about this. I don’t think she was implying that I should be a gigolo, and the examples she gave were about working at a casino and stacking a lot of cash in a short time. But I still wonder: was my gym teacher a former professional hooer?

 

[stillreal2medammit]

As a junior and senior I didn’t want to have to do PE so I told the school I had a knee injury and that I needed to be in special ed PE. There were no retards in the class, just stoners and kids who actually had real knee problems, and a few girls. We used to just goof around, the teacher lady was really nice. Then a 25-year-old college student who was getting her hours in for her teaching credential became our teacher for a semester. Long story short, I started riding my 10 speed over to her apartment and fucking her. I thought I was hot shit for banging a teacher, and for being sexually active in the first place, but I told no one, mostly because I was embarrassed that she was “so old.”

She told me on more than one occasion that I should move to Las Vegas because you can make a lot of money there in a short time. She was very specific about this. I don’t think she was implying that I should be a gigolo, and the examples she gave were about working at a casino and stacking a lot of cash in a short time. But I still wonder: was my gym teacher a former professional hooer?

Funny, I didn't think that retard school did a lot of creative reading and writing classes.. Good for you!

 

[More Worser]

Funny, I didn't think that retard school did a lot of creative reading and writing classes.. Good for you!

Oh that anecdote wasn't creative writing, I'm not sorry to say. I am sorry that I used to think 25-year-old pussy was old. I could have gotten way more of it when I was 18

 

[Papa Goldendick]

If I take like 10x the amount of time to print out a paragraph it still is childlike but somewhat legible. If I have to write more than a paragraph it just ends up slipping back into looking like hieroglyphics drawn by a child with some form of chromosomal aberration.

I don't think its physically possible for me to write in cursive in a way that's legible. Even my signature is ever changing trash every time I write it. I don't even know if its taught in school anymore?

Were you a forced righty? I started out left-handed but was corrected. My writing is almost illegible and my hand cramps up quickly.

 

[stillreal2medammit]

Were you a forced righty? I started out left-handed but was corrected. My writing is almost illegible and my hand cramps up quickly.

That shit makes you a bit older than me from what I know... there wasn't any "Correction" that I remember, I got weird catholic punishments for other shit though.

I also cant draw/play instruments or do any artistic shit to save my life. I think I just have retardation rather than getting the old nuns hitting you on the hands with that weirdly long ruler.

 

[EraGodless]

Funny, I didn't think that retard school did a lot of creative reading and writing classes.. Good for you!

Guy is more creative than Spielberg.

 

[I_amnot_anyone]

No. But being a car salesman for years has made me autistic

 

[Niki]

I was in the below average math class senior year to ensure i graduated there were some sped kids in there

 

[Meownaw]

No. But being a car salesman for years has made me autistic

Daniel Kurlan the gay abused car salesman?

 

[Papa Goldendick]

That shit makes you a bit older than me from what I know... there wasn't any "Correction" that I remember, I got weird catholic punishments for other shit though.

I also cant draw/play instruments or do any artistic shit to save my life. I think I just have retardation rather than getting the old nuns hitting you on the hands with that weirdly long ruler.

Early 30's, didn't go to a Catholic School. My father is pretty autistic and is disgusted by left-handed people. When I was a small child he'd get annoyed with me and make me hold the pen, or pencil, in my right-hand until it became a habit.

Scumbag really motherfucked me

 

[stillreal2medammit]

Early 30's, didn't go to a Catholic School. My father is pretty autistic and is disgusted by left-handed people. When I was a small child he'd get annoyed with me and make me hold the pen, or pencil, in my right-hand until it became a habit.

Scumbag really motherfucked me

Oh shit, I thought you meant the beating stuff. Still shitty. Out of curiosity did you come out kinda ambidextrous?

 

[Papa Goldendick]

Oh shit, I thought you meant the beating stuff. Still shitty. Out of curiosity did you come out kinda ambidextrous?

More mixed-handed. I can throw with either hand. I have better technique, and accuracy, with the left but whiff the ball more often.
Writing is 10x more legible with my left-hand but it takes much longer.
Can't play tennis worth a shit left-handed.
Brushing my teeth right-handed is a fool's errand.

Any sort of creative pursuit (drawing, painting, playing guitar, drums) feels much more natural left-handed.

Say hand again, stupid

 

[More Worser]

Guy is more creative than Spielberg.

Like I said, no creativity, it's a true story. Only thing I created was big teenage loads on her back

 

[RapistWithHIV]

No but I remember the special ed class in my middle school had a fridge & couch in it. Might as well have added a bong & x-box to solidify their outcome.

 

[⚡⚡kikeslayer1488⚡⚡]

I nearly got held back in kindergarten because I refused to skip like some kind of sissy.

 

[EraGodless]

When I was in Saudi Arabia my dad enrolled me in some Quran memorizing class taught by this Egyptian imam of a mosque my dad attended.

I was like 12-13 but was a beginner...and had to sit in with 5-7 year olds. The day I progressed to sit with my peers aged 11-13ish, my younger brother admitted to me: "bro the Arab kids thought you were legitimately retarded and not just westernized".

So I learned that the 5-7 year old local kids all thought I was some big dumb retard and confided so to my younger brother. All because I did not mind being classified a beginner (because THATS WHAT I WAS).

The Egyptian Imam also made me shave my hair (had 90 styles fade)...He said "infidels shave part of their hair and leave parts". So no fades, mohawks, fawhawks etc.

Fauxhawk, nigga.

 

[CuntFucker]

I had to repeat a grade in elementary, and had to go to "special" classes in elementary and middle school.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I’m part of the honors/advanced classes throughout high school to the college dropout pipeline. I’m smart but also pretty retarded at the same time. My doctor told me I have autism so I called him a faggot.