Went to a nude beach and ended up getting head from a chic in the back of her car

[Sue2]

Was it on the bench seat of a ’32 Ford Deuce Coupe rat-rod at a drive-in showing of American Graffiti?

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I was actually gonna ask out this chick who makes me feel good to talk to today. Like, it's a miracle to not be annoyed when a chick talks to me, but to actually feel good? Like I'm on valium?

So I was waiting in line to buy something from the store she works at, wearing my fed badge so she'd see I'm a big shot, but the person at the front of the line was a retarded Chinese person who couldn't figure out how to pay, so some other bitch opened the 2nd register and said I could buy there.

I took it as a sign to not ask her out, but then I thought... No. Fuck that. So after I paid, I walked over to the other register, and said, "Hi excuse me, sorry for interrupting. I was just wondering if I could cut your fucking tits off and feast on your organs, you ugly bitch? I like rape and rich vos will be performing at funny bone comedy club this July 19".

A night of Rich Vos and Brutal Rape? It's probably be more pleasant if you skipped rich vos

 

[chiquita banana]

Is there one there?

BULLSHIT you live in WA and you don't know Evergreen College.



And he vouches for the anus-lover too. That's how I know he's a fake.

 

[chiquita banana]

And he got the girl.

You'll believe anything

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

Is she ok?

 

[StlakerFatti]

BULLSHIT you live in WA and you don't know Evergreen College.



And he vouches for the anus-lover too. That's how I know he's a fake.

he resides in langley, va

 

[Nigger John]

BULLSHIT you live in WA and you don't know Evergreen College.



And he vouches for the anus-lover too. That's how I know he's a fake.

I go to the one in Seattle. That’s where I got the hand job from the spic.

Also, I go to the straight one ; not the fag one

 

[Nigger John]

Butt yea, this woman yesterday said my dick was ‘perfect’.

lol I don’t know what that means

 

[StlakerFatti]

Butt yea, this woman yesterday said my dick was ‘perfect’.

lol I don’t know what that means

i hope your operatives do.

it can also mean that she wants to suck it again soon. describe her to us a lil' bit!
(but not too graphic i'm currently retaining, for about 7.5h as of now)

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Butt yea, this woman yesterday said my dick was ‘perfect’.

It looks just like her uncle's

 

[Nigger John]

It looks just like her uncle's

 

[UnPRePared]

What happened to the Foreigner cassette tape?

What's your thoughts on "Unusual Heat"? Misunderstood classic, like "Van Halen III", or "In A Metal Mood"!

 

[DMAN]

You'll believe anything

OH No! I wouldn't believe ANYTHING!

 

[Build Black Better]

Yea I nutted on the seat

Wow, you must have really been on your best behavior since you didn't nut on her leg and run away...or did you just miss?

 

[Nigger John]

Wow, you must have really been on your best behavior since you didn't nut on her leg and run away...or did you just miss?

No I shot it in her mouth. I had 7 days worth of cum saved up, buddy.

 

[Build Black Better]

No I shot it in her mouth. I had 7 days worth of cum saved up, buddy.

I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or disappointed in you, nutster