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Went to a nude beach and ended up getting head from a chic in the back of her car
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And this... "Car" you speak of. Did it even really exist?
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Yea I nutted on the seat
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Evergreen state college?
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Is there one there?
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How'd you convince her to suck your cock? Are you 6'1"??!
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I talked to her like a person
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No seriously. What did you do?
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Meh..... I'll probably try that one day... But I'll see if the threatening to cut their tits off tactic eventually works first....
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Damn...I love getting head. Well see ya later.
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I hate talking to women
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I was actually gonna ask out this chick who makes me feel good to talk to today. Like, it's a miracle to not be annoyed when a chick talks to me, but to actually feel good? Like I'm on valium?
So I was waiting in line to buy something from the store she works at, wearing my fed badge so she'd see I'm a big shot, but the person at the front of the line was a retarded Chinese person who couldn't figure out how to pay, so some other bitch opened the 2nd register and said I could buy there.
I took it as a sign to not ask her out, but then I thought... No. Fuck that. So after I paid, I walked over to the other register, and said, "Hi excuse me, sorry for interrupting. I was just wondering if I could cut your fucking tits off and feast on your organs, you ugly bitch? I like rape and rich vos will be performing at funny bone comedy club this July 19".
So I was waiting in line to buy something from the store she works at, wearing my fed badge so she'd see I'm a big shot, but the person at the front of the line was a retarded Chinese person who couldn't figure out how to pay, so some other bitch opened the 2nd register and said I could buy there.
I took it as a sign to not ask her out, but then I thought... No. Fuck that. So after I paid, I walked over to the other register, and said, "Hi excuse me, sorry for interrupting. I was just wondering if I could cut your fucking tits off and feast on your organs, you ugly bitch? I like rape and rich vos will be performing at funny bone comedy club this July 19".
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And he got the girl.
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What happened to the Foreigner cassette tape?
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you know "head" means blowjob right? You didn't kill some woman, Jim?
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but you're not a person, good acting my dude!
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Wouldn't be surprised to hear NJ treated himself to an Edmund Kemper blowjob: giving himself head with a severed head.
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Attaboy, Jim.
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Like a person with his fucking dick out.