Well boys, this is it ...

[Smeckler's Powder]

My neighbor just cured her gut cancer drinking tea from this for a couple months every day. I've also been told olive leaf tea, black seed oil and just cutting out sugar go a long way. Those don't empty your bank account out over the course of 5 years right before you croak so that none of your loved ones get any of your dough though, so it's a tough one man.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Say that colon cancer or bowel disease runs in your family or something.

Yeah that might work. Tell them your sibling just got it.

My brother is 40 and he went and got one after my diagnosis. He got 2 precancerous polyps zapped so that shit probably saved him. At least something good came of this.

 

[DMAN]

I always figured during end of times, I could rent a tri state bus to pick up all the funsters to go murder the Cumias and Nortons while Opie podcasts from the slayings, funster.

MAN HUNT: Opie & Anthony

Let's make this happen, Tortwatts, I mean, If you really are going to die after all... Why not make the best of it? Why die in a bed? Why not go out in style?

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

How is it that a brothaman gets colorectal cancer but you have scumbags like Joseph “Leech” Cumia, “Fat” Pat Tomlinson, AntH, Sam “Mongoloid” Roberts, and the Worm in good health? The world is fawked.

I hope you have a calm exit from this place, you wacky funster.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

If you’re truly dying then why not go do something awful to a certain lolcow?

Taking a big cancer shit on pig's porch is a great bit.

 

[guest]

How is it that a brothaman gets colorectal cancer but you have scumbags like Joseph “Leech” Cumia, “Fat” Pat Tomlinson, AntH, Sam “Mongoloid” Roberts, and the Worm in good health? The world is fawked.

I like how you obviously and purposely needed to leave Ant out of that list to make your point.

edit - oh, you did include him. Well, he's not in good health just so you know.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

I like how you obviously and purposely needed to leave Ant out of that list to make your point.

edit - oh, you did include him. Well, he's not in good health just so you know.

Probably would've been more noticeable if he typed "Black" AntH, Pestster.

 

[RobertMewler]

OP hasn't logged in since Thursday.

 

[StlakerFatti]

Rest in Peace, child.

 

[alkiefuck2]

Serious questions only

Fair enough.

1. Why steal @Uncle J’s Sink Emporium's bit who stole it from PhillyMarma? Hoo hoo, Uhh I invented ass cancer Robin, hoo hoo
2. What's your favourite show/clip from O&A?
Seruious answers only

 

[Randal_X2]

OP hasn't logged in since Thursday.

And another one down
A brothaman down
Another one mom's the box

 

[The Fuchitive]

Last November I went to the doctor with some ass / bowel pains. Thinking it was stress related or something cuz of recent divorce. They kept me for tests and long shory stort it's aggressive and rare colo rectal cancer. Could be from years of smoked meats and road sodas, who knows.

I know I haven't interacted much with the forum lately (we're not that close) but the cancer has apparently spread quite a lot over the last few months, and docs are saying I need to stop work and move into homecare / hospice soon. So soon enough you won't see me no mo.

Just wanted to thank all you retards for the loffs over the years. This place has been a bright spot in what turned out to be a shitty, abusive final 4 years of my life (cue instrumental music).

Let me know if you have any messages for Norm (if I go to heaven) or Ro (you-know-where). Or any tasks I should do with my waning hours.

Patrick Tomlinson is a fat faggot with bitch tits.

Tortfeasor signing out.

See you soon!

 

[Tortfeasor]

And another one down
A brothaman down
Another one mom's the box

I'm still here. That made me laugh though. Hoping to make it to May at this rate. I will not be going to Milwaukee unfortunately.

 

[Curator]

Hang in there, I've got my best people working on it.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Hang in there, I've got my best people working on it.

*Clicking intensifies*

 

[Tortfeasor]

Punching out, it's been a good ride, see y'all soon

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

Punching out, it's been a good ride, see y'all soon

Love ya brotherman, journey well to Valhalla.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Punching out, it's been a good ride, see y'all soon

What do you mean

 

[Stent]

47. He was a fuckin' kid.

 

[Guest]

Punching out, it's been a good ride, see y'all soon

God bless, brotherman. I hope it’s fast and easy for you.