Weirdest place you jacked off?

[Mr. Mulloonigins]

Fucked the gap in someones fence once. I used to skip school but i got so bored wandering about that i would inevitably end up having a wank. I was about 15 probably and found a secluded area around the back of someones house and starting whacking it to photos i had on my ipod touch. I was always adventurous and got a bit carried away and thought "it might feel cool to stick my dick inbetween the 2 bits of wood in someones fence, that way i can do it with no hands", retarted me thought if i didn't use my hands it would be more like someone else doing it. Did not work and stopped after a few thrusts because i was afraid of a splinter.

I've also wanked on a few friends sofas, the bathroom of a taxi place i worked in, the library bathroom and under a bridge once.

 

[guest]

16 years old. Sleeping over at my buddy's house after a night out. We smoked a joint, he went to bed, I jerked off at 2 a.m. in his living room sniffing his MILF mother's high-heeled shoe while she slept upstairs. Came on the beige rug and rubbed it in with my foot. This happened more than once.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

16 years old. Sleeping over at my buddy's house after a night out. We smoked a joint, he went to bed, I jerked off at 2 a.m. in his living room sniffing his MILF mother's high-heeled shoe while she slept upstairs. Came on the beige rug and rubbed it in with my foot. This happened more than once.

That's what's up

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Fucked the gap in someones fence once. I used to skip school but i got so bored wandering about that i would inevitably end up having a wank. I was about 15 probably and found a secluded area around the back of someones house and starting whacking it to photos i had on my ipod touch. I was always adventurous and got a bit carried away and thought "it might feel cool to stick my dick inbetween the 2 bits of wood in someones fence, that way i can do it with no hands", retarted me thought if i didn't use my hands it would be more like someone else doing it. Did not work and stopped after a few thrusts because i was afraid of a splinter.

I've also wanked on a few friends sofas, the bathroom of a taxi place i worked in, the library bathroom and under a bridge once.

That's what's up

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

16 years old. Sleeping over at my buddy's house after a night out. We smoked a joint, he went to bed, I jerked off at 2 a.m. in his living room sniffing his MILF mother's high-heeled shoe while she slept upstairs. Came on the beige rug and rubbed it in with my foot. This happened more than once.

You degenerate. Why didn’t you use a napkin?

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

In a wood in rural China.

Must have been sexy trees, idk.

 

[guest]

You degenerate. Why didn’t you use a napkin?

Didn't feel like it.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Not jerk off but when I was in elementary school I used to take my dick out and roll the foreskin back under the deck, fun times