weird pet peev about the forum

[Chive Turkey]

here's your crash list , that's it for tonight funsters, i'm too drunk not to destroy the forum

username	crash count	%-total
Riccardo Bosi	112	23.28%
Billy Hollywood	40	8.32%
Say “Cookie”	34	7.07%
boq precision	21	4.37%
NoBacon	20	4.16%
Addis1Ababa	19	3.95%
Uncle Ruckus	17	3.53%
Okay Terryfic!	13	2.70%
Lucyfer	12	2.49%
Bigsmooth	12	2.49%
Juschippinyababe	11	2.29%
Flavia's Prolapsed Anus	10	2.08%
Uncle J’s Sink Emporium	10	2.08%
Dennis Denuto	9	1.87%
Potatopeeler63	9	1.87%
JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler	8	1.66%
Quasimoto	8	1.66%
chocolatehellhole	8	1.66%
Meownaw	5	1.04%
ChimpanZ	5	1.04%
Cartoon Redux	5	1.04%
RedHeadpw2	4	0.83%
DMAN	4	0.83%
Wisconsin.gov	4	0.83%
Patreeky	4	0.83%
RIP-Allen-Lanier	3	0.62%
gassers	3	0.62%
Sue Lightning	3	0.62%
Fat Lispy Faggot	3	0.62%
Ekpeki's Gold Digger	3	0.62%
RapistWithHIV	3	0.62%
Trayvon Fartin	3	0.62%
Torque & Rooster	3	0.62%
diabeetus	2	0.42%
Kangchenjunga	2	0.42%
PickleRickle	2	0.42%
GloryHoleTorqueH	2	0.42%
DanMullen'sRetardedNephew	2	0.42%
JamieConway	2	0.42%
Punished Dan Mullen	2	0.42%
The Fuchitive	2	0.42%
New Name	2	0.42%
Snake	2	0.42%
Capn Dicktickler	2	0.42%
CuntFucker	2	0.42%
Diaper Cock Taster	2	0.42%
Phish	1	0.21%
BillKlacks	1	0.21%
Front 242	1	0.21%
Conehead Nigger	1	0.21%
Harry Powell	1	0.21%
captain_kamala	1	0.21%
BlackLivesMatter	1	0.21%
JOEYMATARESE	1	0.21%
Cuphead	1	0.21%
Eugene	1	0.21%
RacistPigeon	1	0.21%
Kim_Jong_Poon_	1	0.21%
The Dead Cuban	1	0.21%
WheelchairFred	1	0.21%
UnPRePared	1	0.21%
	1	0.21%
It’s Meboe	1	0.21%
Naked_Militiaman	1	0.21%
Hello Oneal!	1	0.21%
AntBitDani	1	0.21%
THE NIGGER MAN'	1	0.21%
SomervilleFlavia	1	0.21%
Speech makes you a racist	1	0.21%
Wild	1	0.21%
RobertMewler	1	0.21%
SugarGay	1	0.21%
Udders	1	0.21%

Haha holee shit the bogan's numbahs.

NoBacon and CHH don't come anywhere close and they're the ones legitimately beefing.

 

[DMAN]

All this tells me is I need to doll out more Car Crashes.

 

[Jenna]

i joined the data to the user list. Since deleted "guest" accounts technically don't exist they get excluded but the reaction reference is still there. Its called a "soft delete", where something is flagged as deleted but still has an id. The one from bam is from a deleted thread, maybe the torswats one or something.

so if its from dougie its there somewhere, but there's no username attached.

Who deleted their accounts though? Dan never crashed me, CQ_1 maybe had 1-3 if I was being annoying, then Dougie. Are there any other notorious "guest" accounts I'm forgetting?

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I really appreciate breaking down the craft of strategic ribbing, brother.

I love forward to the documentree Dark Side of the Rib.

Buy my book, it looks great on top of a toilet tank or next to a custom sink.

 

[Billy Hollywood]

Can you please tell me how many of my car crashes (and the overall %) came from @Riccardo Bosi

you have 542 car crashes. 112 come from @Riccardo Bosi

so 112/542 ~ 20%

@Billy Hollywood is 3rd at 40/542. Second is deleted "guest" accounts so no way to tell which those were.

Sounds like a challenge!

 

[Chive Turkey]

Let's make the situation even more uncomfortable.

Post reactions received, faggots.

 

[Milk74]

Well shit I just realized something (did ya??!!!) do you faggots really read every single post in a thread? This happens all the time where people have some dutch conspiracy or whatever.

Either I click the notification and it skips posts or I just click the end of a thread and/or skim around not really reading. I didn't see your rain man post...FUCKFACE

Can you at least rib this post, so I can show it off in the other thread?

 

[Guest]

All this tells me is I need to doll out more Car Crashes.

Nice “dole”, stupid

 

[Jenna]

Let's make the situation even more uncomfortable.

Post reactions received, faggots.

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I just want to give you 15 car crashes because you gave me the same amount as @gassers and @Sue Lightning on the list, and you were the last member to crash me.

 

[Chive Turkey]

I just want to give you 15 car crashes because you gave me the same amount as @gassers and @Sue Lightning on the list, and you were the last member to crash me.

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Thanks for ruining my lucky number, stlaker.

I do appreciate the eye-for-an-eye sense of justice. You're a real King Solomo.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

NoBacon at 20 seems low, as do Ruckus at 17, Terry at 13, and especially Cakehorn at only 12.

Car crashing ain't my style, i do my fighting in the ring, transter.

 

[Meownaw]

Who gave Salted the most crashes. I'll be crushed if it wasn't me.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I've also hit @Jenna (among others) with this a lot


It's for when they're being a bitch and need to shut up.

 

[DMAN]

Nice “dole”, stupid

No no it was a Barbie tie in. I get it, not for everyone.

 

[guest]

Terry at 13

Getting awfully familiar with this "Terry" shit

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Oh boy!

Well Aussie is most obsessed, no question. I thought Say Cookie was a cakehorn alt for a minute and we had a mini-feud over it. Bubbler is car crashing all my posts lately to get Jennattention.

NoBacon at 20 seems low, as do Ruckus at 17, Terry at 13, and especially Cakehorn at only 12.

Don't even remember the car crash from Bam and I feel like I woulda.

Car crashing you so I’m on the next list. Nothing personal.

 

[Safka's Enticer]

biggest rib simp list is out for 2023, hot of the presses. I used an arbitrary cut off of >100 days registered and >100 posts. If the reg date was ealier than this iteration of the forum i just used the first day here to calculate the ribs / day.

Top 20 simpers :

username	days	car_crash	col	nana	ribs	total reactions	ribs/day	%/total ribs
Harry Powell	767	286	2,557	119	222,579	225,541	290.38	3.54%
THE NIGGER MAN'	767	136	126	58	213,319	213,639	278.30	3.39%
Meownaw	767	463	1,378	786	195,150	197,777	254.59	3.11%
EraGodless	767	1			170,065	170,066	221.87	2.71%
Lamont & Tonelli	530	10	16,558	15,452	165,830	197,850	312.93	2.64%
Will Tate	767	22	3	5	152,667	152,697	199.17	2.43%
Bin_The_Blacks	721				138,188	138,188	191.63	2.20%
Ekpeki's Gold Digger	767	112	205	413	132,081	132,811	172.31	2.10%
BonnieMcFarlaneMe2	767	243	1,358	2,530	124,573	128,704	162.52	1.98%
kingship75	767	57	34	26	122,566	122,683	159.90	1.95%
Caverlock	767		1		106,754	106,755	139.27	1.70%
Torque & Rooster	767	121	88	99	100,108	100,416	130.60	1.59%
Mitch Weaver	767	175	50	1,092	99,290	100,607	129.53	1.58%
Easily_Remembered	767	91		3	90,065	90,159	117.50	1.43%
InsightSoftware Sales Rep	767	297	11	80	88,682	89,070	115.70	1.41%
CarolMaxheinie	767	15		1	85,749	85,765	111.87	1.36%
HeyItsVos	731	7	7		80,929	80,943	110.77	1.29%
Gay Faggot.	767	253		1	80,428	80,682	104.93	1.28%
TorqueWheeler	767	21	133	852	75,571	76,577	98.59	1.20%
FranksWirecutters	767	1		1	62,327	62,329	81.31	0.99%

I stand proudly with my true brothermen

 

[Safka's Enticer]

Ok ok, then I officially and without any hint of regret authorize admin to remove all the ribs, hahaholees, colins and car crashes I have ever given out.

If it breaks the forum, know that I am laughing so hard it hurts my ribs.

Remember: I made this happen. You're welcome

 

[Safka's Enticer]

TOP G, SUCK IT FAGGOTS!

It's not our fault we have lives and can't spend 24/7 here

Good luck handing out those ribs while fucking that zoomer, faggot

Inb4 I'm heating up here