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Nah, this kid eventually lost weight, played sports, and is now a pretty cool guy tbphwy
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Weird kids in your school
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Oh literal TheResurrectedCuban!
We had a wannabe gangsta kid in my class. The only problem was that he's from Thailand and had a tiny pecka. I'm pretty sure his Thai mom was bandied about white men willy nilly on the weekends too. If you're not a nigger you probably shouldn't go after that lifestyle.
There was another kid in high school who had what looked like just a long finger instead of a right arm. I remember feeling sorry for him as you obviously can't even escape into video games with that kind of problem.
There was another kid in high school who had what looked like just a long finger instead of a right arm. I remember feeling sorry for him as you obviously can't even escape into video games with that kind of problem.
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We had this giant fat kid everyone thought was retarded but it turned out he was like genius level smart but was just socially fucked. We had an assignment where we all had to write a short poem and read it aloud to the class. He wrote an insanely long poem about how he was in love with this girl Sarah that he had never spoken to. He was fighting tears the whole time but he got to a part where he said "and we'll get fat together" he just started blubbering. Everyone was just jaw-dropped staring at this kid standing up there bawling into his hands and nobody did or said anything until he fucked off to the bathroom. The Sarah girl was freaked the fuck out and I was like "You better have that retard locked up or he's gonna snap Sarah's neck, dude" to the teacher and he seemed to agree. He never told the class not to make a big thing of it or anything. He seemed to think it was as weird as everyone else.
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We had one big fat kid and people who just punch him in the gut wicked hard for no reason all the time. Poor lil mug
HAHAHAHAHA “we’ll grow fat together”
One time in elementary this Asian kid wanted to use the bathroom and the teacher said no, she handed out some summer school pamphlets and 20 minutes later circled around to his desk asking what smelled like fish, kid took a shit into the pamphlet and stashed it in the storage of his desk, we never saw him again
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First year in high school there was a girl that wore cat ears and a tail every day.
And there was a stereotypical goofy/nerdy kid in middle school that for whatever reason thought it’d be a good idea to be on a tv commercial for a local arcade. It only aired in the middle of the night but I saw it once when I was staying over at a friends house. The commercial was him crying that no one came to his birthday party and then the commentator says “Well Nick that’s because you didn’t have your party at Whatever The Fuck arcade.” Poor little mug caught shit for years, I think they ended up moving cause I don’t remember him after middle school
And there was a stereotypical goofy/nerdy kid in middle school that for whatever reason thought it’d be a good idea to be on a tv commercial for a local arcade. It only aired in the middle of the night but I saw it once when I was staying over at a friends house. The commercial was him crying that no one came to his birthday party and then the commentator says “Well Nick that’s because you didn’t have your party at Whatever The Fuck arcade.” Poor little mug caught shit for years, I think they ended up moving cause I don’t remember him after middle school
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What was up with the cat ear chick? She was hoo'ar, right?
Nah I don’t remember seeing her talk to anyone but the cats that roamed the campus. She was kinda cute though so in hindsight it might have been worth a shot but I didn’t know enough about crazy bitches back then
She was creaming for you, bro.
I am so fucking grateful that I missed that shit by a couple years.
I was one of my HS' weird kids, but we were more stoners/burnouts than retards (okay, okay, por que no los dos). We took over the sign out front, and were sort of the welcoming committee for any visitors unfortunate enough to get too close. Chased off the local news twice by saying retarded things into camera or just acting bizarre.
One of my close friends would (still does occasionally, to everyone's chagrin) make weird retard screeches to indicate displeasure. Somewhere I have audio of one of these utterances, blood curdling.
There was this giant Arab tard called Ahmed, and he would "breakdance" for Starbursts or change.
Oh yeah, there was this one kid my buddy and I would loudly harass from across campus, yelling that "Y'all needa put on that purty dress I dun bought ya!".
Okay, last one is about me. I got detention for drawing guns in class one time, spent my Saturday drawing guns. Another time I was called into the counselor's office, he looked very concerned and said he had heard a report that I was trying to get my hands on a weapon. I explained that if anything, it was someone overhearing me talk about making boffer swords out of PVC and foam for LARPing. I had to go see a shrink. He found my drawings of Hitler smoking weed amusing, and said my guns looked very accurate.
The following week I shot up my school and died in a hail of police gunfire. The End.