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Nah, this kid eventually lost weight, played sports, and is now a pretty cool guy tbphwyYou went to school with ol' bitch tits Daniel Mullen?
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Nah, this kid eventually lost weight, played sports, and is now a pretty cool guy tbphwyYou went to school with ol' bitch tits Daniel Mullen?
Oh literal TheResurrectedCuban!Nah, this kid eventually lost weight, played sports, and is now a pretty cool guy tbphwy
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I wish she was doing that right here! (points to penis)[URL='https://gifyu.com/image/SELji'][/URL]![]()
You and me both my friend, you and me both.I wish she was doing that right here! (points to penis)
We had this giant fat kid everyone thought was retarded but it turned out he was like genius level smart but was just socially fucked. We had an assignment where we all had to write a short poem and read it aloud to the class. He wrote an insanely long poem about how he was in love with this girl Sarah that he had never spoken to. He was fighting tears the whole time but he got to a part where he said "and we'll get fat together" he just started blubbering. Everyone was just jaw-dropped staring at this kid standing up there bawling into his hands and nobody did or said anything until he fucked off to the bathroom. The Sarah girl was freaked the fuck out and I was like "You better have that retard locked up or he's gonna snap Sarah's neck, dude" to the teacher and he seemed to agree. He never told the class not to make a big thing of it or anything. He seemed to think it was as weird as everyone else.Could’ve just thought you were an annoying fag lol but that’s funny. We had a fat chick with hairy legs in 8th grade write a poem about blowing up the school and drowning a specific girl in her own blood along with drawings of the planned bombing. Got a three day suspension.
HAHAHAHAHA “we’ll grow fat together”We had this giant fat kid everyone thought was retarded but it turned out he was like genius level smart but was just socially fucked. We had an assignment where we all had to write a short poem and read it aloud to the class. He wrote an insanely long poem about how he was in love with this girl Sarah that he had never spoken to. He was fighting tears the whole time but he got to a part where he said "and we'll get fat together" he just started blubbering. Everyone was just jaw-dropped staring at this kid standing up there bawling into his hands and nobody did or said anything until he fucked off to the bathroom. The Sarah girl was freaked the fuck out and I was like "You better have that retard locked up or he's gonna snap Sarah's neck, dude" to the teacher and he seemed to agree. He never told the class not to make a big thing of it or anything. He seemed to think it was as weird as everyone else.
We had this giant fat kid everyone thought was retarded but it turned out he was like genius level smart but was just socially fucked. We had an assignment where we all had to write a short poem and read it aloud to the class. He wrote an insanely long poem about how he was in love with this girl Sarah that he had never spoken to. He was fighting tears the whole time but he got to a part where he said "and we'll get fat together" he just started blubbering. Everyone was just jaw-dropped staring at this kid standing up there bawling into his hands and nobody did or said anything until he fucked off to the bathroom. The Sarah girl was freaked the fuck out and I was like "You better have that retard locked up or he's gonna snap Sarah's neck, dude" to the teacher and he seemed to agree. He never told the class not to make a big thing of it or anything. He seemed to think it was as weird as everyone else.
We had one big fat kid and people who just punch him in the gut wicked hard for no reason all the time. Poor lil mug
What was up with the cat ear chick? She was hoo'ar, right?First year in high school there was a girl that wore cat ears and a tail every day.
And there was a stereotypical goofy/nerdy kid in middle school that for whatever reason thought it’d be a good idea to be on a tv commercial for a local arcade. It only aired in the middle of the night but I saw it once when I was staying over at a friends house. The commercial was him crying that no one came to his birthday party and then the commentator says “Well Nick that’s because you didn’t have your party at Whatever The Fuck arcade.” Poor little mug caught shit for years, I think they ended up moving cause I don’t remember him after middle school
Nah I don’t remember seeing her talk to anyone but the cats that roamed the campus. She was kinda cute though so in hindsight it might have been worth a shot but I didn’t know enough about crazy bitches back thenWhat was up with the cat ear chick? She was hoo'ar, right?
She was creaming for you, bro.Nah I don’t remember seeing her talk to anyone but the cats that roamed the campus. She was kinda cute though so in hindsight it might have been worth a shot but I didn’t know enough about crazy bitches back then
I am so fucking grateful that I missed that shit by a couple years.First year in high school there was a girl that wore cat ears and a tail every day.
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